Sincerely, RTC
> I placed the ONLY September impALEment at the bottom.
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PROMO - Goes with RhymeCrime Below it...
In 30min, I'll present tonight's 10PM CDT #beer & #wine Rhyme Crime.
Struggled with this one, ran short on time. Requiring an EGO inflation.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2013
I am great!=My narcissism can inflate.
Yes! In how I procrastinate–OK_I reinstate!
A #wine sipping lightweight–but a #beer drinking MAGNATE!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2013
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PROMO - Series of Four - 1st of Four
FORE! WARNED!
My #RhymeCrime:
Poets Are Mourning https://t.co/bv1wq3voxM
White Trashed Last KNight https://t.co/Setx3rHfxq
New One@10PM CDT
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2013
PROMO - Series of Four - 2nd of Four
GLOBAL SCORNED!
My #RhymeCrime:
Poets Are Mourning https://t.co/bv1wq3voxM
White Trash Last KNight https://t.co/Setx3rHfxq
New One@10PM CDT
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2013
PROMO - Series of Four - 3rd of Four
JASON BOURNED!
My #RhymeCrime:
Poets Are Mourning https://t.co/bv1wq3voxM
White Trash Last KNight https://t.co/Setx3rHfxq
New One@10PM CDT
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2013
PROMO - Series of Four - 4th of Four
LUKE WARMED!
My #RhymeCrime:
Poets Are Mourning https://t.co/bv1wq3voxM
White Trash Last KNight https://t.co/Setx3rHfxq
New One@10PM CDT
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2013
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My #Rhyme Crime don't miss–It's harmonic bliss.
Each day I do this–Less to diss...
Yet some do hiss–& those #poets of vinegar can mine kiss!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 26, 2013
Swell waist size–#Beer belly up 2 fries.
Gorge dessert #wines & pies–Say rub toes goodbyes.
Eat fowl thunder thighs–See food binging demise?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2013
PROMO
Showing Lack of Confidence...
10PM: It's coming up & gonna happen. I've prepped it. It's 1 of my best. It's 1 of the better 1s. It's pretty good. I can't be sure. Oh HELL
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2013
Anger Issues
Ever heard this crap? Where Twitter gives you 140 characters–but then you're supposed use less!?! OK I know why–but I can't. It's against my
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2013
Something Different...
My oh my! I'm drinking in a #blush... RT^@WineHarlots Care Package from my friend Cozie. Add alcohol #WhatCouldGoAwry
pic.twitter.com/Q0q5DEelvS
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2013
All I say has a purpose–w/ #beer my soul focus.
#Wine's tasty hocus-pocus & now I see a porpoise.
I hate party in SCOTUS–That will choke US!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2013
PROMO
Night #RhymeCrime: 2 Zamples •
I become a Super Zero
https://t.co/mwuans1Em9
Did a Rote Rhyme?
https://t.co/mUebGlt0AL
More Tonight@10pm CDT
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2013
Movies r my drug~I've got the bug.
Won't sweep under rug~Not even 4a pug.
Wife sips #Wine & iDrink #Beer like a lug~till someone pulls plug!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2013
EXTRA
Rhyme Crime not on time but it'll be sublime... or make all poets think I'm slime, have taste of biting lime & send them up the walls climb!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2013
This (tweet below) means that in just a day over two months I accumulated another 400 followers! (I'm writing this as of December 21, 2013.
Broke 700 mark in followers! Thank you!
RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2013
An explanation of what I was doing. I think it makes sense.
My humor is not always funny but I tweet it anyway.
But if it's not funny am I writing #humor?
Maybe it's sarcasm, w/humor on the sidelines.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 19, 2013
Morning's here–Zero 2 fear.
Be ready 2 cheers a #beer–Raise wine glass 2 toast colors that appear.
It's all clear–I have no poet career ;-)
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 19, 2013
And here is the First Consciously Developed" RhymeCrime PROMO Tweet, as I guessed below...
Day & Night Rhyme Crime:
Night: https://t.co/mUebGlt0AL
Day: https://t.co/UyvHVDMaDv
More Tonight @ 10pm CDT
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2013
This is probably the first "consciously developed" Morning Version of RhymeCrime.
Rating my day so far=I've earned a 5 star!
As I walk 2a bar–an officer yells from a car.
Stop where you are! Scared–I drop a full mason jar.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2013
EXTRA
I did twit–I did it! I came up w/a 2 tweet rhyme in so short time. 30min or less–I do profess. I'm loud & loud–plus on 9 cloud–much 2 proud!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2013
When morning comes–I raise both thumbs!
B4 had sleep in bums–Pulled covers over succumbs.
Now I hear reveille hums–Play my let's rock drums!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 17, 2013
Who'd cry in a #beer? I know I'd jeer.
Dilute a cold 1 w/a tear? Like I'd sip #wine while hunting deer!
Not a smear: Just spilling I'd fear.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 17, 2013
EXTRA
Time has come 4 sum of all aplomb. Thankfully I'm not that chum. Neither am I a full-fledged bum. Just looks like it w/ my road weary thumb.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2013
Timing's everything–Rhyming's my bling.
#Wine makes me humane being–#Beer's my 4ever fling.
I can't a-lick-sing–so but-didn't-know it-wing!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2013
PROMO
Can you untie this one! Many layered...
10PM (CDT) Tonight It's Rhyme Crime!
Where #beer & #wine set table to "poetry" #dine!
by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2013
Nothing2 gain that exacts much pain.
Unless #beer keg lifting strain & sipping #wine on a bumpy train.
Now some Lo mein on my flight2 Spain.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 14, 2013
Let a day of fun hold sway–Refused 2be held back by feng shui.
Bring home the bacon unless vegetarian taken.
Drink one cold or grape bold!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 13, 2013
Each night turns out fine–w/a refilled glass of #wine!
And #craftbeer brings sunshine–for this man online.
Both be a sign–I'm ready to dine.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 13, 2013
PROMO
It's Rhyme Crime! Tonight 10PM (CDT)
Where #beer & #wine set up to "poetry" #dine!
By RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 12, 2013
A night is not a knight;
& a #drink must be drank right,
if #wine & #beer drunk on a bumpy flight:
I know that even though I'm not 2 bright!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 12, 2013
Friends who always cheer~w/their love of #beer!
& those gone so dear~whose loss saw many a tear:
Toasts w/ #wine make clear~none their peer!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 11, 2013
Today is the fray–we make hay!
Yet hops is the #beer way–none would say nay!
And w/ #wine in play–it's grapes that a vine does array!
by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 10, 2013
Each morn I must write something witty.
Often it sounds like a little ditty.
Nearly a song but itty bitty.
It'll be sung by my buddy Smitty.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 9, 2013
Many love a good joke–I enjoy #beers w/a bloke.
Even sip w/#wine folk–Never taken a toke.
Kinda feel I'd choke~@BillMaher says I'm all soak.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 9, 2013
Public drinking w/o chaperone~is my contention bone;
He F bomb hound w/overbearing surround:
Not handle your #wine/#beer~see self outa here!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2013
PROMO
Coming up @ 10pm CDT is my poet who should throw it rhyme crime, where I must use the words #beer and #wine often in some humorous opine.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2013
2Nite the #wine sommelier is on a tear,
a #beer drinking clan has a wild crafty plan
& the #dining connoisseur has made quite a stir.
by
RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2013
See that the #beer flows b/c Congress blows.
Pore me a bottle of #wine–I must whip each1 w/a coarse vine.
Take heed–I swing as Samson Sneed!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 4, 2013
When things r lively & fun~I've a #beer w/#hamburger on bun.
If a night's dark & scary~I drink #wine & eat #cheesecake topped w/strawberry!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 3, 2013
The night had been young–No lady had sung.
Now another day's here–Already time 4a #beer?
Probably #wine this early–No doubt I'm quite surly.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 2, 2013
All leaves r brown–Will heaven fall down?
Jehovah@door_no frown & didn't act a clown.
Revealed next ghost town–spoke anti-#Halloween renown.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 31, 2013
True Love Breaks My Heart–Song took me apart!
Even one old fart–Who's related 2 animated Bart.
Marge go2 #beer mart & buy #wine by the cart!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 31, 2013
Imagine dragons sing–Think impersonators king.
Wish upon a spacial thing–A crooner bada bing.
A dream w/a sting–Music does out-a-here swing!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2013
I am great!=My narcissism can inflate.
Yes! In how I procrastinate–OK_I reinstate!
A #wine sipping lightweight–but a #beer drinking MAGNATE!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2013
Early birding=time 2 think–Often no time 2 blink.
In yore wrote w/ink–Today tweet 2 @Pink.
All week I click link–Still "Know Nothing" Klink!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2013
Loved being class clown–Today seek rhyme crown:
Often drink #wine downtown @ black tie & gown;
Yet craft #beer is renown–the uncommon noun!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2013
Awake reflective–Put Monday in perspective:
Be less selective–Choose a fun elective;
Have a powerful objective–Inspire joy that's infective!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 28, 2013
Game night here–#Wine tasting raised my #cheer.
Now lifting a cold #beer–The brew dark not clear.
Team, into win steer–There's zero to fear!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 28, 2013
Seek, ye shall find–reek, no friends of any kind.
Gluttony is a food bind–Mork & Mindy stars aligned.
Times end pined–#Rhymes mend my mind.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 27, 2013
My burdens are heft–Isn't lifting a #beer theft?
Buying women #wine is deft–Why am I bereft...
with a chin handsome cleft? The fun has left.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 27, 2013
Went on a long run. Boy was it fun.
Fall not quite done. Ran until setting sun.
Now #beer & hamburger on a bun. #Wine for my beautiful one!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 26, 2013
I nearly hit a deer–after it remarked on my fear.
About driving@night near–cliffs so sheer.
I just can't see 2 clear–until morning is here.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 25, 2013
Halloween bores me–since I just give out candy.
I'd rather fire up Wii–Avatars battle w/glee.
Sip #wine & eat brie or drink #beer until pee.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 25, 2013
The morning takes time out–Less tweets w/o a doubt.
No 1 should pout–Yes, not my normal rout.
Yet, I will here spout–Hear me rave of #stout!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2013
Using a #beer light–goggles now fit right!
Yet loving #wine tonight–as my mind does sleight.
Never writing w/ spite–I tweet w/ zero incite.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2013
I often have thyme & most mornings do rhyme.
Some leave taste sour lime so not very sublime.
Then Rosemary yells crime–so I ring end chime.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2013
I often have thyme & most mornings do rhyme.
Some leave taste sour lime so not very sublime.
Then Rosemary yells crime–so I ring end chime.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2013
I often have thyme & most mornings do rhyme.
Some leave taste sour lime so not very sublime.
Then Rosemary yells crime–so I ring end chime.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2013
Where's the morning gone–I'm way past Dawn.
Thinking dish soap & towels brawn–as I write on.
Please over my rhymes fawn–as deadpan as Shaun.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2013
My rhyme's just rote–about missed bridge over moat:
Congress got US goat–2do zip floats their boat;
#Beer & #Wine get my vote–to home iTote!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2013
2Nite the #wine sommelier is on a tear,
a #beer drinking clan has a wild crafty plan
& the #dining connoisseur has made quite a stir.
by
RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2013
Having little time~must overt2 rhyme.
In a pressure cooker clime–I'm an unorganized crime.
So a #beer w/lime+bottle of #wine 2twist my mime!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2013
Rating my day so far=I've earned a 5 star!
As I walk 2a bar–an officer yells from a car.
Stop where you are! Scared–I drop a full mason jar.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2013
Raked leaves till dark~after rains & building ark.
Now2 the state park~w/#Wine & #Beer I embark.
Got here on a lark~BTW, my name–Kent Clark.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 19, 2013
Mondays have myths–Like my phobia of lisps.
Many irked by blinking gifs or fear long shifts.
I get in morning tiffs–You hate rhymed misfits.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2013
More Meanderings
Not Necessarily Rhymes and/or in the style found above...
It's really me here. No really. I'm here. Well not here–as in the characters of the tweet
Or am I? Now I'm getting worried... Someone! HELP!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2013
September
Lights r not out~the party's just started;
My 1st #beer 2be stout~my wife's been carded:
She's drinking #wine tonight~I wink w/giddy excite!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) September 29, 2013
