I fear no evil. I see no evil. Yet I don't eat boll weevil!
Welcome to another month of something illegal in every country but allowed in a net neutrality environment of rhyming mentality. Enjoy or annoy, it's all part of my ploy!
There are about 60 three-line Decembers to Phlegm Members RhymeCrime! Plus about half that many+ of my "punny funny" promos…
The RhymeCrime are in order, most recent to first,
and promos are bunched together in a number of sections.
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NOTE: ALL of these are Original Poem Typed RhymeCrime!
by RTC
by RTC
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SPECIAL NEW YEARS EVE RhymeCrime!
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The 5th Afternoon Axioms
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The 4th Afternoon Axioms
The 3rd Afternoon Axioms
The 2nd Afternoon Axioms
Promo for AM RhymeCrime below
I tried these Afternoon Axioms a few times after this first one below my promo for it,
and may get back to them again soon.
SPECIAL NEW YEARS EVE RhymeCrime!
2014 our hearts are true as we welcome you! We won't bite or chew–& pledge not to undo–what binds US like glue. Yet we'll eat paste in lieu.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 1, 2014
New Year's Eve–Happy done or do I grieve?
I wear on my sleeve–Never could deceive.
Yah for #beers, lies I weave & for #wine I'll thieve!
;-)
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 1, 2014
Each morning's a struggle–Who doesn't want to snuggle?
Your cursed stubble–So live in a bubble!
Many romance juggle–Mine's just less subtle.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 31, 2013
Where's the end of when I'll mend?
Hope my ailment can't trend–Will I break or just bend?
I've heard a #beer can fend & some #wine to blend!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 31, 2013
A Good Morning's made–Yet I'm always played.
Out to deep waters wade–A voice drowned to fade.
& none will trade–So time 4 this life #eBayed.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 30, 2013
PROMOS
Hard to find time 4 family or friends but always Thyme 4 #RhymeCrime! PM: https://t.co/qUtbSfNuj5
• @redcowmpls @TeamRenJen @PacificSymphony
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 31, 2013
In 30min@10PM it's another impALEment of my hyped #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime!
• @winkrestaurant @Lennar • @surdyksliquor @RedLuluSalem
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 28, 2013
See the 10PM #RhymeCrime, it's a woozy doozy! AM version: https://t.co/Z7MJyVnPEL
• @RaleighEatLocal @GFarrellWinery @MityNice @CBusRealtor
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 28, 2013
Added a few more November #RhymeCrime, for your primetime!
http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @TAFoodBank @VisitWS • @belgianbeerday @localsseafood
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 29, 2013
END PROMOS
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Tangled up in blue–Bob sings my hue.
Not my plagiarism debut? Wood retirement screw.
I'll sip #wine, repent in pew+Need #beer 2 get me thru!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 30, 2013
Something is amiss–My life's not bliss!
So I must reminisce–About that 1st kiss.
She was part #Swiss–But her #French lured me from an abyss!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 29, 2013
Way way back–I was a sad #poet hack.
I lived in a shack–It was built for tack.
Yet did not #beer lack & ever a #wine bottle in a paper sack!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 29, 2013
Nothing is great–if a bellyache's your mate.
Could I eat to obviate? No that'd be a hollow fate.
NOTICE: I must state–I may intake the bait!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 28, 2013
For peace on earth–Spread the mirth.
Dislodge fear's berth–Smother to dearth!
Kick back in #beer belly girth & drink #wine 4 all it's worth!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 28, 2013
Growing up takes true grit–I'd need a court writ.
@ least I'd never admit–I'd just throw a fit!
They'd surely still acquit–I kid just a bit!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 27, 2013
Brace 4 the winter–long run not sprinter.
As a Currier-Ives printer–Icicles fall to splinter.
So craft #beer mint her–see ice #wine vintner!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 27, 2013
Everyone has attitude–Often used to delude.
Mine has never been rude…"But are you lying dude?"
Well no one's ever booed–Except those skewed!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 26, 2013
Quit them stereotypes–Take fewer swipes!
Wake B4 driving over stripes–Smoke more peace pipes!
Lift #beers_avoid gripes–Sip #wine_end snipes.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 26, 2013
I Took Christmas Morning of 25th Off
Christmas is merry–New Year's be wary.
Avoid the driving scary–who drank little dairy.
Yet enjoy craft #beer that vary & #wine of the berry!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 25, 2013
Running forwards fast–The feet won't last.
I see my future passed–Little I've amassed.
Luckily I've #wine glassed & my daydream part's cast!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 24, 2013
What am I thinking about–Fixing the bathroom grout?
Nope, cooking sauerkraut over a lake trout!
with #beer cold & stout or #wine many tout!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 24, 2013
Imagine yourself pure–Rather not be mature?
Love #reality obscure–Want a world secure?
#Safety has such allure–So many swallow that #manure.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 23, 2013
We must make peace~4long term lease.
End fights as geese~no Iran-Contra Ed Meese!
Drink #beer 2 skid grease~Celebrate w/#wine & drop crease!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 23, 2013
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The 5th Afternoon Axioms
Afternoon #Axioms:
Supping's fine–Dining's better.
Thanksgiving 4 #wine! But a Xmas sweater?
#FoodTrucks be divine! This is my love letter!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 22, 2013
What are we waiting for–A final score?
Life has so much more–Stop making it a chore!
What if the body's sore? A higher purpose will restore!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 22, 2013
Not each night do I tweet very tight.
Wish I was so bright~May be bad aim@insight.
Yet #beer removes my trite & #wine improves what I write!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 22, 2013
@DariusRucker my fave chap–Headed 2 Cumberland Gap!
Love the ball cap & that part of KY map!
He'd like my gift 4 wrap & bow tie finger snap!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 21, 2013
You're a sweetheart–A mauled shopping Descartes!
Tweets so-so smart–Like nothing U impart!
Now draw my #beer flow art–U #wine sipping tart!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 21, 2013
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The 4th Afternoon Axioms
Afternoon #DentalAxioms
Be √up compliant–Nab oral cancer tyrant!
Floss vibrant–Halt gum disease silent!
Be decay defiant–Do care assignment!
— Richard The Chwalek (@nichedental) December 20, 2013
We all have an idea–Even a Supper-Primo of Korea.
Mine's eating@a #pizzeria or biting a #tortilla!
It's my panacea–anything else's a Crimea!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 20, 2013
2 get daughter@College–Cost driven 2 edge.
Debts need 2 hedge–So u must pledge:
2 give #beer 4 my pitching wedge–Pour me sum #wine on ledge!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 20, 2013
#AfternoonAxioms!
Help yourself–Be a worker #elf!
Make big sum of wealth–Then you can purchase #health?
#Bite my green kelp–Review on #Yelp.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 19, 2013
Some morning's work–Others I must shirk.
I try never to be a so-duh jerk–Was that a #smirk?
Never gone berserk–Yet around the #edges I lurk!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 19, 2013
--------------------The 3rd Afternoon Axioms
Afternoon #Axioms
If today's taken hard–Friday eat #bacon lard.
If rhyming's easy–mine are subpar #cheesy!
If humor's iffy–many smell biffy!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 18, 2013
Why's the world so bad? It makes me sad.
I want 2be glad–Yet that can be had:
Drinking #beer helps more than a tad–A #wine buzz is also rad!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 19, 2013
Life isn't always #fare–Why I stash a spare.
This rhyme's on a tear–I try to write w/ flare!
Now I've burned my hair–Drop cash crop & share!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 18, 2013
Everything has a place–Mine I've no trace.
Lost in this space–I voice w/my DEEP base.
Drinking #beer's no disgrace–#Wine dulls my head case.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 18, 2013
--------------------The 2nd Afternoon Axioms
#AfternoonAxioms!
Never kiss a frog influenced by bad #grog.
Don't kick a dog–or the humane will flog.
Pollution you'll log–if there's smog.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 17, 2013
-------------------------------Promo for AM RhymeCrime below
3 #RhymeCrime
LastAM Very political–DON'T READ! https://t.co/gpdLgQQF4B
LastPM https://t.co/i7Z6Azqhdo
LastAfternoon https://t.co/9rntPkmLRe
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 17, 2013
They're running scared with logic impaired.
All #climate facts pared–No obfuscation spared.
#Science distaste declared–Forked tongues bared.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 17, 2013
A bit dusty today–My words maze not play.
Who knows what I'll may–Come cut hay.
Hops in #beer I meant to say–where did my #wine glass stray?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 17, 2013
I tried these Afternoon Axioms a few times after this first one below my promo for it,
and may get back to them again soon.
I've added a new fun thing to my repertoire, reptile drawer, reaper gore... I call these thingies Afternoon #Axioms:
https://t.co/9rntPkmLRe
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 17, 2013
Afternoon #Axioms:
Refuse every task & sip on a #flask.
Never don a #ski mask if Ronnie & Clyde ask.
Tap a #wine cask & in its bouquet bask.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
Morning is here. It's now so clear. And noon is so near.
While I'm in good cheer, there's something I fear. That no one will buy me a #beer!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
We're all equal as a saccharin sequel!
All go2 Sunday steeple–no_he's not church people.
1 sip of #wine's medieval–chug #beer @my cathedral!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
No fun by the bee holder–A #pun's been no Boulder!
No chicken or folder–of clothes I told her.
No chip on shoulder–It's not rye I scold her.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 15, 2013
Know your lover when you say whoa! A #song told me so.
By a #passenger who sang of snow–in temp below.
Got a #beer after show & #wine to go!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 15, 2013
Broke the mold–Now I'm out in the cold.
I may be ready to fold–NO_you must hold!
Shouldn't we go for the #gold–Isn't that what we're told!?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 14, 2013
We're all equal as a saccharin sequel!
All go2 Sunday steeple–no_he's not church people.
1 sip of #wine's medieval–chug #beer @my cathedral!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
PROMOS
I'm the Warden Cleaver Achiever of #RhymeCrime!
ThisAM https://t.co/0FZCScg0kc
LastPM https://t.co/zK5YS7auOa
@badabingdc @1877SPIRITS
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 17, 2013
Very Gifted Wrapper, Toe-2-Joe Tapper, Warden Cleaver Achiever of #RhymeCrime!
ThisAM https://t.co/0FZCScg0kc
LastPM https://t.co/zK5YS7auOa
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
Got to go up this river of tweets to get you a #RhymeCrime good time!
RecentPM https://t.co/zK5YS7auOa
LastAM https://t.co/kxb0VWaeWz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
Much Gifted Wrapper, Such a Knee Slapper, The Warden Cleaver of #RhymeCrime!
RecentAM https://t.co/kxb0VWaeWz
LastPM https://t.co/JE6zsKPW7b
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
He's A Gifted Wrapper, Bubba Knee Slapper, Warden Cleaver of #RhymeCrime!
RecentAM https://t.co/kxb0VWaeWz
LastPM https://t.co/JE6zsKPW7b
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 16, 2013
Beau Tiring Wrapper, Mos-tly Deft Napper, Riffing Swig Time of #RhymeCrime!
RecentAM https://t.co/kxb0VWaeWz
LastPM https://t.co/JE6zsKPW7b
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 15, 2013
A So Deft Wrapper, A Bow Tired Napper, Riffing Big Time on #RhymeCrime!
RecentAM https://t.co/kxb0VWaeWz
LastPM https://t.co/JE6zsKPW7b
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 15, 2013
Near Def Napper, Bow Tying Wrapper of #RhymeCrime Tinged with Sour Lime!
RecentAM https://t.co/SgBjB8KEMO
LastPM https://t.co/LVdVxaEzcQ
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 15, 2013
OK it's been a slow process, but I've added a few more #RhymeCrime gem ones (or lemons) to my October library: http://t.co/LM7oyfBpjf
by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 14, 2013
Major Def Napper, Bow Tying Wrapper of #RhymeCrime on a Spare Dime!
RecentAM https://t.co/SgBjB8KEMO
LastPM https://t.co/LVdVxaEzcQ
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 14, 2013
Pun Wrapper Beau Tired Knee Slapper 2 Time #RhymeCrime Mos-tly Deaf of Mime!
LastPM https://t.co/LVdVxaEzcQ
LastAM https://t.co/6KbIm1LFdV
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 14, 2013
END PROMOS
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SPECIAL PROMO Tweet For the Meadites!
In 30min@10PM, #Meadites be ready for your 1st appearance on the #beer & #wine version of #RhymeCrime!
@meadist @bluedogmead @moonlightmead
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 14, 2013
Tweet Promo Above is for RhymeCrime Below...
I try 2 be funny–I meant 2 say punny.
I save or the bye wave sonny–No Jello that's runny.
I mead #beer 4 my honey–#Wine's why I make money!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 14, 2013
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I am humming this #rhyme 4 sitar strumming.
In2 a life of down dumbing–an icon of dork dad slumming.
All my fears are summing–Help's coming!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 13, 2013
One day's bad–the next day's sad.
My #rhyming's rad–yet I'm a dorky #dad!
Give me a #beer for my coworker Tad–I need #wine or I'll go mad!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 13, 2013
Bringing home bacon–Stirred not shaken:
The Cliche´ must awaken–My poet soul is taken!
This talent's been forsaken–Bob where's my Jamaican?!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 12, 2013
PROMOS
The Pun Wrapper, Bow Tying, Knee Slapper, 2 Time #RhymeCrime Boss Mime!
JesterAM https://t.co/6KbIm1LFdV
YesterPM https://t.co/di1TvHcCQz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 14, 2013
I'm Pun Wrapper, Bow Tying Knee Slapper, Doing Double Time #RhymeCrime!
JesterAM: https://t.co/6KbIm1LFdV
YesterPM: https://t.co/di1TvHcCQz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 13, 2013
He's a Wrapper, Bow Tying Dr. Dapper, Has Done 2 Time #RhymeCrime!
JesterPM: https://t.co/di1TvHcCQz
YesterAM: https://t.co/BJlf3zRZuz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 13, 2013
I'm a Wrapper, Bow Tying Dapper, Who Done Did Do 2 Time #RhymeCrime!
JesterAM: https://t.co/BJlf3zRZuz
YesterPM: https://t.co/Sqvmmawn6T
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 13, 2013
Rapped off The HeadLines: A Two Time #RhymeCrime!
YesterPM: https://t.co/Sqvmmawn6T
JesterAM: https://t.co/9L3AlOnlHW
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 12, 2013
What a Rap Off! Double Time Rip Sheet of #RhymeCrime!
JesterAM: https://t.co/9L3AlOnlHW
YesterPM: https://t.co/phZZ3Rbv7K
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 11, 2013
Ripped Off The HeadLines: Two Time Rap Sheet of #RhymeCrime!
YesterPM: https://t.co/Sqvmmawn6T
JesterAM: https://t.co/9L3AlOnlHW
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 12, 2013
Ripped Off from The HeadLines: Two Time Rap Sheet of #RhymeCrime!
JesterAM: https://t.co/9L3AlOnlHW
YesterPM: https://t.co/phZZ3Rbv7K
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 11, 2013
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Need some stuff~Easy to get when I bluff.
Then scammed get tough & I don't like rough.
Hand me a #beer Acuff & bottle of #wine til I'm buff!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 12, 2013
Live free or die lying down–Tweet wry & do clown.
Cook it or go to town–Tweet good or stink & frown.
Eat #chocolate brown & Tweet w/ renown!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 11, 2013
Great big world after all–No Virginia doll.
Disney sang it small & Santa's not real@Mall.
Dad drinks in #beer hall–#Wine bares Mom's drawl.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 11, 2013
The PROMO below, goes with the Beer & Wine version above.
Returns with a truth vengeance! In 30min@10PM, it's the #beer & #wine version of the #RhymeCrime!
> A RTC #poetic reduction!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 11, 2013
The AM RhymeCrime directly below was a criticism of the RhymeCrime! below it, but that beer & wine version doesn't seem that bad now a month later...
10PM self-imposed deadline–did wrest some sublime.
Often felt divine–But I built a shrine.
Then let define–Now a flexible timeline to opine.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 10, 2013
Of 1 mind to be entwined.
And no string to remind around finger wind:
That a #beer I've never declined–Sipping #wine I'm also much aligned.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 10, 2013
What's the matter you–All day #stew?
Need a #brew–Something else you imbibe in lieu?
I know you're 1 of the few–Proud & brave isn't in view.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 9, 2013
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— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 9, 2013
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TWO PROMOS
Deck the Penne 10 #Sherry Walls with PUN-Ish-Mints 4 My #RhymeCrime!
JesterAM: https://t.co/oXknVnjuHt
YesterPM: https://t.co/pLZq3NsEbV
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 9, 2013
Intake My PUN-Ish-Mint for #RhymeCrime!
JesterAM: https://t.co/oXknVnjuHt
YesterPM: https://t.co/pLZq3NsEbV
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 10, 2013
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Sold my soul for this! No I don't miss.
While the above crowd may hiss–I do enjoy bliss:
The #beer here's Abyss & #wine's a hot French kiss!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 9, 2013
Bring home the #gold! I've never been told.
Lack powers to behold–No matter who's polled.
You should fold–That they say_you can key in bold!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 8, 2013
Good times are gone–Staying up w/Dawn!
Not wasted on a lawn–I'm money's pawn.
I sip #wine, craft #beer, have water drawn & nibble a bon bon.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 8, 2013
Where go from here? Yes 4 #food dear.
But I mean career! My job has 0 cheer.
As a life coach I just sneer. A case of #beer would make clear!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 7, 2013
I was maligned & many welts on behind.
Awhile B4 I did find–on back "Kick Me" American signed.
Need #beers to unwind & #wine to aid in kind!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 7, 2013
Think white snow–Then a need to blow.
Also in negatives you know–Do you outside go?
Not after this bottle of #Bordeaux–It's #wine you schmo!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 6, 2013
PROMOS
In 30min@10PM I will distribute to the Internets, Superman's Highway, and the NSA the #beer & #wine version of my RhymeCrime!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 8, 2013
Serving Up River Some Penne 10 #Sherry–PUN-Ish-Mints 4 My #RhymeCrime!
JesterAM: https://t.co/Aymd4O3R4J
YesterPM: https://t.co/iJSgONZiAm
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 8, 2013
In 30min@10PM it's the #beer & #wine version of #RhymeCrime!
>I'm done with sentencing & I'll be serving fun up river in no time.*
*+30min
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 7, 2013
PUN-ish-Mints=Penne 10 Cherries: #RhymeCrime!
JesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/lTaYSOQFUA
YesterAM sentencing: https://t.co/7ufETk8xIz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 6, 2013
BITE ME PUN-ish-Mints=Penne 10 Cherries: #RhymeCrime!
JesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/lTaYSOQFUA
YesterAM: https://t.co/7ufETk8xIz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 6, 2013
END PROMOS
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Must be a pure solution but most are dilution.
Can't be my erudition–Maybe faulty intuition?
It's #beer restitution +legal #wine absolution!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 6, 2013
Anyone seen my gal? Her name's Sal.
And my best pal–I lost her in an eerie canal.
Now I'm stuck in a chaparral–Need a #beer in this locale!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 5, 2013
Even when I don't shirk–My boss does lurk.
Such a so duh jerk–But funny how life can work:
He gave me a #beer w/ a smirk & #wine as a perk!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 5, 2013
Time to stretch–not reach out as a letch!
Now don't kvetch–even if this #rhyme makes you retch!
It's only a sketch–can use for dog to fetch!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 4, 2013
PROMOS
EAT My PUN-Ish-MEANT=PENNE 10 CHERRIES: #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/7ufETk8xIz
YesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/Z2Y11nMnhu
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 6, 2013
PENNED ME: Last 2 Time Rap Sheet of #RhymeCrime!
In AM Sentenced: https://t.co/CcsXF4LEts
YesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/S6ooDXTkl4
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 5, 2013
PENNE 10 CHERRIES: A 2 Time Rap Sheet of #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/CcsXF4LEts
YesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/S6ooDXTkl4
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 5, 2013
In 30min@10PM it's the beer and wine version of #RhymeCrime!
Nothing to fear but... my not getting it written in time!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 4, 2013
Wrapper Paper, Rockin' Scissors, 2 Time Rap Sheet #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/N5jnFTvnRH
PM #beer/#wine: https://t.co/qoC5P2kJj2
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 4, 2013
Scissors Wrapping Paper Rockin' Rap Sheet 2 Time #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/N5jnFTvnRH
PM #beer/#wine: https://t.co/qoC5P2kJj2
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 3, 2013
Rockin' Wrapping Paper Scissors Rap Sheet 2 Time #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/N5jnFTvnRH
PM #beer/#wine: https://t.co/qoC5P2kJj2
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 4, 2013
END PROMOS
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Come up 4 a rising–The Boss is advising.
Others are chastising–I'm surmising:
A #beer keg of large sizing & #wine barrel 4 palate baptizing!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 4, 2013
Happiness is found–in reality it is not bound.
Whether a hound or those who be profound,
we do find it all around–but not in this dog pound!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 3, 2013
This is what you meant? But it's so bent!
Too bad, my timing's spent–Yet it'll pay the rent.
Need a #beer to vent & #wine to arouse ferment!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 3, 2013
Who would like one–That is a pun?
Yes in 140 characters done–Right now I have NONE.
Maybe I'll use a gun–Oh my, I'm over a barrel now son!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 2, 2013
PROMOS
Within 28min by 10PM need to have written an entire #beer & #wine Verizon of #RhymeCrime!
Cool, a cell company is spoor soaring my tweets!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 3, 2013
Rap Sheet, Read & R.I.P.: Two Time #RhymeCrime!
JesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/6zBrbqo8ih
Yester-Sentenced: https://t.co/rt7gmJZMUe
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 2, 2013
Read it & Whimper: Two Time #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/uF4HbAw9Ev
YesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/6zBrbqo8ih
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 2, 2013
My Rapping Sheet in Double Time #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/uF4HbAw9Ev
YesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/6zBrbqo8ih
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 2, 2013
My Wap & Smack Sheet in Double Time #RhymeCrime!
AM Sentenced: https://t.co/uF4HbAw9Ev
YesterPM #beer & #wine: https://t.co/6zBrbqo8ih
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 2, 2013
In 30min@10PM, like almost every night, is the #beer & #wine type #RhymeCrime! Soon 2b feed sheared on @jimmy_dore @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmel
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 5, 2013
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If a home is a castle–why am I a vassal?
Many a hassle–All I get done is mere facile.
Must fill a #beer to tassel or #wine glass so gracile!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 2, 2013
1 day each week–I try unwinding my geek.
Look to do something chic–Yet foiled by my beak.
While long_it's not sleek–Luckily very few shriek!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 1, 2013
PROMOS
In 30min@10PM it's the #beer and #wine version of #RhymeCrime!
This one tops all. It's corny & all 1 would want to peon...that is in a poem.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 2, 2013
Next One@10PM, Now Review Rapping Paper of #RhymeCrime!
Sentenced Earlier: https://t.co/DNudwXcO5J
YesterPM: https://t.co/sG8IakzhIn
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) December 1, 2013
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