I've finally done it, posted all of January's RhymeCrime. That's means you can see 60+ RhymeCrime AND a number of promos that may be just as good or as b... never mind.
Hey also a picture of me & the old crew circa 1981 just past this first group of RhymeCrime!
What truth does convey is greater than my word play.
Yet I'll say–look this way>
While a #RhymeCrime can Bombay–#Poems are a #wine bouquet!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 1, 2014Turn on the strobe–Scan the globe!
Do an #Internet probe–in your knightly robe…
Blink eyes, tug each ear lobe–Whine fears of data #mind Job!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 31, 2014Unto the breach–I could beseech!
Yet I’m not 1 to preach–Oooh, that’s a reach…
OK, here's a #beer crafter speech & I’ll #wine judging teach!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 31, 2014Break from the past–or we’ll finish last!
We can be surpassed–Yet our #future’s not cast…
Climb higher up mast–See farther, comprehend vast!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 30, 2014The old song I bang a gong!
I rocked w/a crazy throng wearing a tiny thong…
#Beers won’t wash out my wrong–Worse I sipped #wine & lost@pong!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 30, 2014The world’s too big–No conspiracies rig!
Only the dictator pig & any under spell after swig!
While some dance jig–You’d know if #truth dig.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 29, 2014Can't cold leave–What up mutter nature's sleeve?
Yet whining a pet peeve & wishing be naive.
So in #beer I believe & #wine bottles I cleave!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 29, 2014Bracing for the old–In #MN must be bold!
Some will fold–Think I meant #cold?
No, I’m preparing foretold–That move toward #north of souled.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 28, 2014This Polish-Irish bloke does grog croak…
after green #beer hops in soak & #wine much w/ kinfolk…
Then many choke on my hind-ick manure joke!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 28, 2014Fruits of the #bloom–Remove any gloom.
From #vines, a fermented perfume–I can posit like Hume.
Of all we consume–#Wine's a bubbly rapt boom!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 27, 2014My Crew from the old days (circa 1981), one gone (link to his story in tweet below), most still in contact with…
Familiarize w/sentencing of Warden Cleaver’s #RhymeCrime!
December Nearly 60 http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
Nov. Gnarly 60 http://t.co/nwvqYJ7YgL
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 30, 2014Catch ThisAM #RhymeCrime!? So you’re a guffaw breaker!? https://t.co/bzPK2oDufE
#FF • @janetislight .@silversurferhub .@HelenZhu .@Ian_Wine
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 31, 2014Many #RhymeCrime! so much of your thyme, snickers Warden Cleaver… http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
• #FF
.@EanesCoaching .@iagdotme .@MelissaPrincipi
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 1, 2014December #RhymeCrime is near all done time!
http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
#FF • @DonnaHatKnits
.@QSRUK .@AQueyrel .@davehardy73 .@silversurferhuby
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 31, 2014Too much was taken, so serve the time… In 30min@10PM, it’s #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime!
• @BubblieBlondie @BoulderBeerCo @janetislight
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 31, 2014Experienced #RhymeCrime!? Well it isn’t the time or place! http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
• @CurbsideBites @YoSoyGreenGo
@MastiffSausage
@Pattytruck
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 31, 2014Exposed yourself to #RhymeCrime on the monthly scale? It’s sentencing like you’ve never seen it served up river B4… http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 30, 2014ThisAM version of #RhymeCrime! Have you done your time?https://t.co/2Qw2uKndMo
@WineHotelsColl @WineConsumer @Ian_Wine @vinovane @SCMornings
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 29, 2014We got cold & drought… let’s call it out, then give it a rout! #RhymeCrime! https://t.co/pXIVyo5pWE
• @SHW0001234 @sugar_fairy @NapaVintners
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 28, 2014What’s in a poet's nom de plume? Spit take: #RhymeCrime Decembers 2 Phlegm Members http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
• @cecchiwinery .@thelaughfactory
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 27, 2014This #RhymeCrime gets attention by bubbling to a surfeit… https://t.co/nVezch38XZ
•
@JWinery
@CityWineryCHI
@amylieberfarb
@LeVindeFranceEN
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 27, 2014The little I haven’t drank! RT^@QuizMeBeer: How many Gallons of #beer are in a barrel? http://t.co/8L62EJy0fC #beer via @toddhutchens
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 27, 2014Food truckin’ UP And over the hump!
with #Wines and #Gardens!
#foodtrucks!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 29, 2014@heavytable Coincidentally & paradoxically, I'm a Mongpol. My #Polish father took an #Irish Kentucky hillbilly bride (aka Mongrelrish).
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 22, 2014GREAT PIC
RT^@BoathouseTC: How long until spring?? #TCMI pic.twitter.com/zXfVkoHCn3
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 28, 2014Find it hard–2b off right guard;
I got tarred–Taken in by Scotch lanyard:
So I drink #beer like a bard & #wine till pungent skunk as a card!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 27, 2014Great times now are fine–I must positively align!
Yet I do pine of a time of old mine…
when on cloud nine–enjoying the work w/ the de-#vine!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 26, 2014It’s a great day-when I can say…
I’m having fresh caught fillet–a #FarmersMarket veggie tray…
w/a #beer & #wine array@the Swiss Mrs. chalet!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 26, 2014Break the morning spell–I’ve woken in hell!
Eyes #blinded tell–Last night will-powered up fell>
when pushed pell-mell…Now what story 2 sell?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 25, 2014Snow blows weather–Hold me tether!
Not Lop-ear Heather–Angels are a feather…
Now got #beer, my lady in leather–#Wine has her whirled nether!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 25, 2014Was once a DJ–#Music I did play!
#Radio went automated cliché–Caused me dismay.
Talents less in display–So gave'em a J. Paychek exit survey!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 24, 2014Broke the bank–Cards I thank!
Now take the tour swank–But feels like b-day line spank…
Luckily I've #beer by the ard-tank & #wines of blanc!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 24, 2014I've never asked why–a #rhyme goes go awry.
That's kind of a lie–I know the world's against me, sigh…
My soul it does try–Time 4 #wines dry!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 23, 2014In 30min@10PM, I way weigh much gram me rock your whirled around w/ a #beer & #wine #RhymeCrime!
• @NMSBmusic .@alispagnola .@TheSpringsBand
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 27, 2014In 30min@10PM I send in the clowns+mime to submit my #beer & #wine striped, overhyped #RhymeCrime!
@MilwGermanFest MKEPublicMarket @PFWinery
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 26, 2014It's a #poem if meaningful or merely rhymes? Answer–Merely Decembers to Phlegm Members… http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
• @TrinityBrew @HeatherHansTV
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 24, 2014I may split infinitives, yet I treat grandma badly & Aaron's spelling sadly: #RhymeCrime… https://t.co/F1E7ulJkqn
• @JowlerCreek @DuffyBeers
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 24, 2014The sum of all awry & luckily some #wine dry on this ThisAM #RhymeCrime… https://t.co/UFuKGXu3yY
• @SDWineAndRoses @JacqueeT @WineHotelsColl
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 23, 2014How are December #RhymeCrime like a spit take? You must click to comic head liner it up… http://t.co/CvLQNxUFnl
• @MenageaTrois @RedWineCab
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 23, 2014When #RhymeCrime goes cryptic–expect logic bent or elliptic… https://t.co/NlK6FXTAf4
• @cuvee_corner @FloraSprings @beerdreamer @BarMarcoPGH
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 22, 2014Unforgettable Video: Molly is recovering from a stroke@16 in 2012… http://t.co/VLWuoDGsdI
My sister, a spec ed teacher, has worked with her.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 26, 2014Southern Iowa! …or not?
;-)
RT^@QuizMeBeer: Asahi beer is from which country? http://t.co/EfJrqh7xGs #beer via @Jim_Minch
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 26, 2014#1: Known a salt of the earth who had “it" bad? I knew a guy, I’ll call him MM. A great guy, except… The #booze sacked his mind. R.I.P. MM?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 25, 2014RT^@ThreeGuysBeer: I'll #drink to this! #Bieber #DeportBieber pic.twitter.com/ilBupxR7Pc
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 23, 2014Columbus was wrong but found the "new" world. So how come we think knowing we're right will get us to the best place?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 23, 2014Each night's scary–Just cuz I tarry…
#RhymeCrime can be bloody merry–But not w/ Cable Larry!
Now #beer 2 bite dog so hairy & Wine of sherry!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 23, 2014Answering a big question–Causes indigestion
& brain congestion–So I've a suggestion:
Construct from bull session–Proceed 2 meant regression!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 22, 2014Lived in Barney Fife dumb–Raced to freedom!
Raised a dough sum–Asked to buy bar, succumb:
Now drink #beer w/a chum–Serve #wine to queen mum.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 22, 2014I may miss #steaks–Some are Bowl flakes.
SoCal has great shakes–In Cook County food he makes.
KC Chefs are gamy fakes–#Rhyme puts on brakes!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 21, 2014I'll go to the grave if must as a total knave…
for my inability to save brain cells I gave…
to craft #beer I drink brave & #wine I do crave!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 21, 2014The day's begun–Time 4 the fun!
Yet now I must run–How my day is often spun…
To a job I lift a ton…No! You're a lying down lean jerk my son!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 20, 2014The lights went out Georgia–I sped off w/Portia…
On deal inertia to sales of rugs Persia!
Now we tip #beers in consortia & #wines of Russia!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 20, 2014Savor the time–Before #RhymeCrime!
Long 4 sublime–Yet often scrub mind of grime.
Hope 4 out of gutter climb–Then realize I once was a #mime.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 19, 2014Brace 4 the bratwurst–Must go B4 I burst!
Yes it's unrehearsed–I'm patty melt coerced!
But #beers never nursed & #wines I'm well submersed!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 19, 2014Ain't Knife a Pie~My humor goad awry.
Yielding wild big scythe~laughs be fully dessert dry.
May word misapply & English languish majors cry.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 18, 2014Took it to the hilt–Now I've much guilt…
I'm not 1 to wilt–over milk that's spilt…
Yet down #beers till tilt & sip #wine w/soggy uncle Milt.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 18, 2014It's an amazing day–even though eyes prey!
What can #they say–I'll make it play!
Nothing will get in my way–Never #mind voices I won't obey!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 17, 2014I am so hot–I've have the rot.
This is obviously not–what I had sought.
So this craft #beer I bought & local #wine got to change my thought!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 17, 2014
Enjoying fruits of labor–Sharing with neighbor.
Such superb flavor–Something to savor.
Grown of each acre–For which we must be a #caretaker!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 16, 2014
RhymeCrime Promos
New #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime @10 chime! Just 30min away in clock face time…
• @RestaurantProps @fontecoffee @Adelsheim SingleCutBeer
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 22, 2014Have you seen my Steaks, Chefs & Shakes #RhymeCrime!? … https://t.co/SBskRt2RCK
• @BeckettsTable .@Bobsfortworth .@Masonshaker
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 22, 2014Anything for a #RhymeCrime! How it goes–each & all time, sublime or wash off the grime… https://t.co/dMUuIqDJSi
• @MtnBrewBook .@dlanciault
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 21, 2014In 30min@10PM…I may've stepped over a line to come up with this #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime!
• @LeftHandBrewing .@ClevelandChick .@totc
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 21, 2014Wondering about here & #wine typed #RhymeCrime!? Then quit wandering, click #beer…
https://t.co/3CG66SOcMR
• @CherryTreeInn .@UpValleyWines
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 21, 2014Last night I broke the #RhymeCrime pun feed you limit…
https://t.co/3CG66SOcMR
• @webicurean @texanaskitchen .@OnTheGoCooking @kitchenshimmy
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 20, 2014Think #RhymeCrime clearly done gone bad pun…or nearly subliminal criminal… https://t.co/bdDrC7QiSW
• @TCChamber
.@SonomaWilliam @EatAtGinger
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 20, 2014Next new #RhymeCrime @10PM, but here is 2 month's worth to WARN you up… http://t.co/nwvqYJ7YgL
• @TheFiresideDL .@NarmadaWinery .@ChicagoMag
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 20, 2014Life's a superhighway! Yet the scalawags turnip truckin' here as well... #RhymeCrime: https://t.co/7IAwOMbHM3
• @TedRubin @KLWT @knbaughman
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 19, 2014
Everything I did was worth it until… #RhymeCrime, now I'm paying my due… & so are you… https://t.co/ffhftzRcGn
• @DanielBurrus .@Patticus
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 17, 2014
LastPM's #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime! PLEASE, don't take this sentencing lightly…https://t.co/tcZ2lOWayT
• @blue_foodie @Thirsty_Kitten
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 16, 2014
Not owned bar or grill-but there had my fill!
A #beer to chill–red #wine on white pants spill…
I couldn't pay bill–if wasn't for dad's will!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 16, 2014
I've had the best time writing #RhymeCrime!
When not sublime–it stoops for a novel dime!
As one you can chime–Yet a peanut gallery is slime!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 15, 2014
Make your mark! Scratch on tree bark?
But I'm on a lark–Walking dog in park!
Now hear a #beer say hark & here is my #wine friend Ling Spark!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 15, 2014
Lose lisps slink hips–Never do in the bud nips!
Now my tongue flips for a bar's salty chips…
Deeply dunked in dips & then my #beer mug tips!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
Change up things–Bounce on box springs!
End buffaloed by rite wings & notes left 4 car dings!
Lord of #beer rings & #wine bottles he clings!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
Life has spoken–I am as an Orc in Tolkien.
Many bones I've broken–Typing digits arthritic frozen.
With youth stolen–my looks be now an omen!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
Wow the setting sun @ the end of my run!
Let's bring on the fun with absolutely no pun!
Now enjoy a #beer a ton or sip #wine w/ a loved one!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
Where can we go? Today I don't know…
No thoughts to or fro–Even from creative me zero will flow.
Boring like you does blow–Think all say so?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 12, 2014
RhymeCrime Promos
This #RhymeCrime is up for the coveted Warden's Lackey Award! https://t.co/ca9XzgJh1y (A great looking jumpsuit!)
• @Nacchianti .@Margtwit
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 16, 2014
NOTE: #RhymeCrime…not a state of mind–it's a feudal prism cistern. Remember that next time! https://t.co/E0AJvkd6YR
• @KarieEngels @chauneuf
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 15, 2014
No good comes from #RhymeCrime. It doesn't pay, can ruin your day, but forge ahead anyway… https://t.co/E0AJvkd6YR
• @Parkesdale @meltspread
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 15, 2014
120+ #RhymeCrime: a wrapped pile of sheets punned to the wind–many want to rescind…
http://t.co/nwvqYJ7YgL
• @garyswine .@MeetMinneapolis
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
This #RhymeCrime started silly then got very serious because… #BEER is mentioned!! https://t.co/MZ9xcBW2YL
• @NoLabelBrewCo .@WeRRestaurants
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
My #RhymeCrime is not a state mind it's a feudal prism cistern. Remember next time! http://t.co/nwvqYJ7YgL
• @wineloversmag @foundersbrewing
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
LastPMs #beer & #wine #RhymeCrime stepped over a line but anything for my rap to chime fine!
https://t.co/uVwdenlK5l
• @BOTBKC @sexythinker
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
In 30min@10PM it be another in-stall-mint of #beer & #wine vintner-age #RhymeCrime!
• @WineWomenDesign .@BrooklynChamber .@AnthonyIlliano
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
I'm against harming varmints!
I see. Oh. sorry...
RT^@Solidarity_Chi Interesting. A Trappist brewery in the US? http://t.co/himJkxjewQ
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
Already 2 months of #RhymeCrime compiled & refiled to reflect & refract each prism imitate! http://t.co/nwvqYJ7YgL
• @MankatoTimes .@PBMMW
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
Know understand the concept of a #beer & #wine typed RhymeCrime!? Let's review… https://t.co/8v1XA3LQIc
• @yumyumtruck_fl .@beerdreamer
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 14, 2014
It's today's near morning #RhymeCrime! Try it out in new without taste room…
https://t.co/dToQDrnG4T
• @IvanhoeVillage .@BoomIslandBeer
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
I liked writing as a youngster. Never loved it. Then worked, worked & worked@it. Finally began loving #words & what could be done with them.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
#2 I'm no #English Major, or even Lieutenant. Corporal #Pun-Ish!-Meant 1st Class is my designation by a battlefield artless-deco-coronation.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
#3 What I'm trying to say is that bending, flaying & shaping #words helps me show how words are misused, abused & under enthused. …
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
#4 I'm not in competition with real #writers. Them who know the ins & outs of belly button gazing & such navel & marine life. I stay unsure.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
@TalbotVino So you & me. It's like a dystopian, zombified, pod peep world.
What's bad is only canned food to eat.
We may want to rethink…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
In 30min@10PM, it's another impALEment of an overhyped beer & wine typed #RhymeCrime!
• @3wineguys .@ladolcevitacooking .@MidwestLiving
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
ThisAM’s #RhymeCrime explains my personality…I mean a character that I am…I mean I play…
https://t.co/9l4AiP5sT5
• @KarenSilins @BoathouseTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 11, 2014
Always hoping size matters here… RT^@WeekendWinoApp: Tasting wine through your nose? http://t.co/lFcyhOExYg #winetasting #wine
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 13, 2014
My #beer's more than tolerable & #wine so plausible!
Now enjoy my canonical–Faking the possible:
Puns of be there proximal–Rhymes laughable!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 12, 2014
This cheer’s a party w/food 4 the hearty!
#Rhymes shy of arty from whose pants be smarty!
Who writes as fine as a sharpie & is nearly tardy!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 11, 2014
Time to make things right! This is no fight:
But must rouse insight–Strike match bright…
#Beer causes change despite–#Wine engenders polite!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 11, 2014
Many need a break–I want a state fare shake!
My #Rhymes must longer bake but@least I’m no fake!
Please don’t forsake or jump in an icy lake!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 10, 2014
Life's a highway or a snow day…
Even a below oy-vey–No school 2x Gov say!
Now I need craft #beer buffet–mom wants #wine to dull matter grey…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 10, 2014
Each #feat has a cost–Lives can be lost.
Many #rivers are crossed & a tundra of frost.
Dreams may exhaust but our ♡s are indelibly embossed!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 9, 2014
Gain mingling clout w/ Blend About!
Meet new peeps as dine out eating lake trout!
End #beer drunk as eel pout & #wine sip in social drought!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 9, 2014
#Health's no right–Then the sick are out of sight!
Poverty's no plight w/ #hunger still a blight!
Am I just uptight or do some spread shite?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
RhymeCrime Promos
#RhymeCrime 4All time! https://t.co/Tl2cNTPJXj
4 Adventurer friend Brad Humphrey… http://t.co/xfBXme2ADB
• @MikeBikeHike007 .@richardlachina
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 9, 2014
Next #beer & #wine #RhymeCrime is@10PM…here’s all of November to whet appetizer… http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @CustomDesserts .@ChurchStreet
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 11, 2014
In LastPM #beer & #wine #RhymeCrime I swallowed my anger issues from 2 deep freeze days…
https://t.co/u5WxkMuR78
• @terroir360 .@hahnwines
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 11, 2014
Today I’m mixing my semaphores…flag waiving tweets off the deck… That’s why #RhymeCrime, maybe…
https://t.co/UaYxDyrpqd
• @LanaiCraig @ESDet
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 10, 2014
It's #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime to the rescue! In 30min@10PM, find out what's needed after 2 days off w/the "kids" because of the cold…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 10, 2014
It's #RhymeCrime against #hunger & the #health-less… https://t.co/8R9qVq8nki
• @IowaFBA @OYHmn @SDFoodBank .@PghFoodBank .@mallikamarshall
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 9, 2014
In 30min@10PM it's a #RhymeCrime about a better #beer & #wine typed time! I mention a twitter follower! Who may it be? Everyone Blend…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 9, 2014
Had some @BlendAbout fun on last night's #RhymeCrime, all proper fun of course… https://t.co/v6Rl1Yapgv
• @PadrinosCuban @SingleCutBeer
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 9, 2014
Last night's #RhymeCrime featured @jubileebeer, by happenstance, now a follower: Next@10PM https://t.co/EyCuyQA2nX
• @BlendAbout @FLWinery
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
I don't like lashing out @ the world in a #RhymeCrime typed way, yet… https://t.co/KALF16Lbjt
• @CHAOhio .@HCFBSWFL .@GleanersFBIndy .@rfbo
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
Shake creative tree–Break unique free!
Mind's gone all bourgeoisie–so I tug@goatee.
Must have craft #beer @ TN's Jubilee & #wine of Chablis!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
It's that time got old–Only reason I get so cold.
My youth is still bold–Not ready to fold!
You're W.Mitty they scold–See a mirror & behold!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
The world in transition–Mind's on vacation.
Time ending revelation–Causes heart palpitation.
So #beer 2 skirt perdition & #wine 4 salvation!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
Crank cold as #bells ring–Raise voice to sing!
Tongue off metal thing–Wind adds more sting!
An icicle's natural bling–Ice snaps then spring!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 6, 2014
RhymeCrime Promos
Imagine that I found a craft brewery (@jubileebeer) as I typed tonight's 10PM overhyped #beer & #wine #RhymeCrime! @MJasonHouck • @KrysiDiaz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
New@10PM–but now you will revisit the scene of last night's #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime… https://t.co/bM23oEbv0n
• @awildburger @TasteDC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
Very few people understand the limitlessness of #RhymeCrime distress: http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @AllThingsBHGRE .@OrganicLiveFood .@Tiznow
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
ThisAM #RhymeCrime is enjoying its time on the inside@the celebrate block party! https://t.co/FDSfqw52Ga
• @coolshax @BukuRaleigh @ccjhatch
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
Shake creative tree–Break unique free!
Mind's gone all bourgeoisie–so I tug@goatee.
Must have craft #beer @ TN's Jubilee & #wine of Chablis!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 8, 2014
ThisAM #RhymeCrime is enjoying its time on the inside@the celebrate block party! https://t.co/FDSfqw52Ga
• @coolshax @BukuRaleigh @ccjhatch
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
It's that time got old–Only reason I get so cold.
My youth is still bold–Not ready to fold!
You're W.Mitty they scold–See a mirror & behold!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
My first attempt at #RhymeCrime End Time Prophecy Sublime… or WTH… https://t.co/bM23oEbv0n
• @concoctologist .@baconsmores .@WhiskeyDisks
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
Who are these people! What do they say! RT^@Licensed_2Grill You know your doing something right when u see others try to emulate your ideas
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
New One@10PM, but if never experienced #RhymeCrime, here is what's all the enraged… http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @clifwine .@BrauBeer .@oldst1x
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 7, 2014
Often #RhymeCrime is a clear, highly regarded poetic compilation (not). This time, dense… https://t.co/ztswY1bDYU
• @HotelFortWayne @Efeste
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 6, 2014
This is #ICE COLD #RhymeCrime: Don't be calm #poets, it can cause #Frost fright! https://t.co/wUW0E9EitY
• @lilacchocolates @RainForestGypsy
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 6, 2014
It's colder than hell–Not going to my deep well.
Rime gone to misspell? No it's frost I tell.
Now w/cold #beer dwell & #wine walk in Carmel!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 6, 2014
I must emphasize–Time to end the lies.
Overall we need to revise–Remove any guise.
Think, talk as if #wise to achieve real life #compromise.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 5, 2014
Wealthy's a state of mind–Mine's of a kind.
Are you the same inclined? Let me unwind.
1st I must get my #beers aligned & #wine right behind!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 5, 2014
The time's come–Won't down any sum:
Ending mind so numb & shouts of bum;
By forgoing shots of #rum–Another round? Did I just raise my thumb?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 4, 2014
My day has gone well–who can I tell? My friends online? You who understands American Sign? Must be the end of time. It is–I just saw a mime!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 4, 2014
Nine RhymeCrime Promos
In 30min@10PM next overhyped #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime!
Has ode to followers out in… @CarmelWineWalk @ValleyGreensArt @CarmelFoodTour
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 6, 2014
November #RhymeCrime to Remember (working title only)… http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @Adelsheim .@jsarsen .@NotchBrewing .@calamityjennie
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 6, 2014
November of #RhymeCrime poetry dismember… (my blog archive) http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @AvenueGastrobar .@FeliciaForbes .@concoctologist
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 5, 2014
My #RhymeCrime is not meant to benefit society, sometimes it just twerks out that way: https://t.co/6RE0dISp2u
• @rrrrichie @MonicaLakatos
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 5, 2014
Many #RhymeCrime blogged cell mates go on tour to hell & backed out…
http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @TheMReportNews @BitterSweetCoff @mike_allton
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 5, 2014
Last night's jazzy #RhymeCrime blues the Doors off the hinges of the music pun industry or… https://t.co/NRJXuMl7zC
• @cuvee_corner @masi3v
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 5, 2014
In 30min@10PM I unleash the dog from the prism of my #RhymeCrime: Join the #beer chaser & #wine pacer! @wtb875 @BenzigerWinery @NotchBrewing
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 5, 2014
New One@10PM–for now it's last night's #RhymeCrime Revisit Scene Time:
https://t.co/4F0Rtsa7MY
• @DSNewsDaily @MeetingBoy @Happyhourguys
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 4, 2014
When #RhymeCrime was created–many doubted. Today well…many still doubt but… http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @4RosesBourbon @HeatherHansTV @WellWed
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 3, 2014
All Fridays aren't fun–Somehow we get it done.
Maybe you've stories spun–Not my chosen one.
Some #beer drinking son & #wine for my bull run!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 4, 2014
Much #snow there–Calm or often swear?
Snowmobile on a tear or no longer life bear?
Its #beauty made you stare or does #drinking take care?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 3, 2014
To change our world–Get reality unfurled!
Stem #climate hurled–Redo beauty pearled!
Then bicep work #beers curled–Sip #wine bouquet swirled!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 3, 2014
November #RhymeCrime is jam packed with… jam. Kinda a sticky wicket to explain, just read: http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
• @Project_Raw @Mele_Cotte
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 3, 2014
In 30min@10PM, another #beer & #wine impALEment of #RhymeCrime! Get in line (someone start a line) &…
.@saskianugent .@jsarsen .@TheDallasDD
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 3, 2014
RT^@KyFoodBanks Help #endhungernow while doing your taxes! Just √ the box on line 37 to donate #Farms2FoodBanksKY pic.twitter.com/PVPIPknjXJ
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 2, 2014
Has #RhymeCrime ever let you down? Don't answer so quickly! That's only a hypo-futile question… https://t.co/0L3Yjux86v
@YelpIndy @SavorWine
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 2, 2014
Remember November: #RhymeCrime isn't convicted w/o jury rig of its jeers (cheers if apropos)… http://t.co/BW3LSmj8X8
@bizcartoons @MiaLarson
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 2, 2014
We must scout for what we're about.
Yet #selfish's a partial route–Much's still left out:
If only YOUR wants sprout–others live in #drought.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 2, 2014
The past is 2013–Time for a new scene.
Give 2014 a better sheen–Do turnaround routine.
Drink #beer,spill no benzene–Sip #wine,be more green!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 2, 2014
Make our world a better place–I state my case:
Remove hunger's trace–End pollution's disgrace.
Loose hate's embrace–Revive your inner space.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) January 1, 2014
