FORE! WARNING!
You're now forewarned.
Sincerely,
RTC
Ideas too dogmatic
Thoughts so erratic
Why so much fanatic
No antenna in attic
Sea change comes ecstatic
When drinking #beer & #wine aquatic
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 1, 2014Always mixing semaphores
Raising my Apgar scores
Piling #bacon on s'mores
Robbing licorice stores
Walking into matadors
Waving in metaphors
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 31, 2014Take that high road
Go w/a low brow mode
Write a stronger code
Be a bigger download
#Beer & #wine for my abode
Let them lick a toad
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 31, 2014Now little Left to say
No matter what way
Spins my book of word play
Grand #ideas are fillet
So life holds less sway
Long after a run w/ Che
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 30, 2014Send me the tired
Shuttle all wired
More pourers then hired
Many glasses also acquired
We'll have #beer much inspired
And #wine very desired
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 30, 2014KNOW MORE WINE!
Why am I a de facto wine some-leer?
I'm part of the #wine infrastructure…
Being corked & bottled up inside for years!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 29, 2014Translating my brain
Taken on a hyper gothic train
Thoughts hard to explain
Trying to attain
Territory not germane
Ten lots of #Champagne
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 29, 2014Remember the Alamogordo
TX just told me to FArgo
End my salad days @ ranchero
First let us eat crow
Say good buy though
#Beer & #wine so low
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 29, 2014I totally wish! RT^@TeddysBrgrJoint: It’s such a beautiful night! Happy Hump Day all! Come and enjoy our patio! The palm trees are waiting!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 28, 2014Save your time
Nix the #rhyme
It's often a crime
Missing any sublime
Rings as true as a deafening mime
More pumping of the poetry prime
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 28, 2014Composing the next frame
Some think a game
They'd be so lame
A thought that can inflame
But #beer makes me tame
Yet with #wine bottle I maim
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 28, 2014Was a man of hench
Loved #food of the French
#Dined with Judi Dench
#Wine did us both quench
Now mostly warm a bench
As rain does me #drench
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 27, 2014That's the line
It's so fine
An idea of mine
You'll see it on a sign
Advertising #beer made of pure sunshine
And a #wine from a golden vine
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 27, 2014Bring on the mess
If I were to #confess
But only admit to less
Luckily no one to press
Some may simply guess
Most when trip over that excess
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 26, 2014There's much to gain
If serendipity meets twain
As long as existence avoids bane
So just refrain
Stand in #beer lane
Or in #wine line remain
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 26, 2014Took controls from Kaiser
4 flusher in a bush divisor
Now a world wiser
Prime smart to a geyser
#Future's bright need visor
Sing on a riser
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 25, 2014The scenery is plush
Life becomes a hush
Due to my straight flush
Too giddy I must gush
I spill a #beer as a lush
Then the #wine, so I blush
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 25, 2014You #seem qualified
Yes, self never have applied
But if in honor abide
Don't let #facts collide
So as to deflate my pride
Still I'm denied!?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 24, 2014Now I'm riding high
An end no longer nigh
I sail soon as Captain Wry
My ship pirates on the sly
For #beer kegs or die
& #wine w/our fish fry
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 24, 2014The chef hack at work. Some onions and mushrooms, freshly drained from a can. It's 75 degrees & clear day! pic.twitter.com/SMsi1ecXJz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 24, 2014These aren't big lies
Saw her w/ closed eyes
Yet I've broken #MaiTais
We no longer sit side by thighs
She hangs out w/ a guise
I now surmise
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 23, 2014You're a muse
The jazz to my blues
A fulfilling life you infuse
You're the good in news
I mean #beers that enthuse
Tasty #wines of many hues
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 23, 2014I must say
All's fine today
Yet not my way
To give up with no display
Rather sulk as if to honor dismay
Yet more sensible to drink #cabernet
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 22, 2014The greening of the woods. Trees just budding, half fall & half spring @ Lake Maria State Park, #MN pic.twitter.com/YofLGL2vOE
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 22, 2014Hill run last stop
Right to the top
Then to knees drop
On to face nearly flop
Luckily I've #beer w/ major hop
Or always #wine…a perfect swap
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 22, 2014RT^@ingridcroce ✔︎out a great review of Croce's Park West…@SanDiegoMag! #sandiego #restaurants http://t.co/gGmqOPeq9w pic.twitter.com/0GhOvhHvSZ
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 21, 2014Back #end forth we go
Saying it's nigh but no
Yes #times show
Was left behind…d'oh!
In case…store cans below
As I walk above w/ #beer in tow
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 21, 2014Lake grass getting its start. #MN Lake Maria State Park by RTC pic.twitter.com/IhoIK7s6Ph
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 21, 2014See the 66 route
Drive an International Scout
Remember Alamo shout
Buy a Texan a stout
I'd swim in #beer like a trout
Have #wine w/this lout
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 21, 2014KNOW MORE #BEER!
How come there's always a dude who can't hold his liquor?
It's why I use a #mug.
Then no idiom is pestering me at bars.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 20, 2014EOTW Crypt Peepers Unite! RT^@PinkWhen: Apocalypse Preppers Are Using Pinterest to Plan for the End of the World http://t.co/podtkUzzzX
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 20, 2014Break new spell
That's sent #climate pell mell
Making oceans swell
Some can't tell
Thinkers of stagnant jell
Concensus #conspiracy they yell
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 20, 2014Took this shot on my fast hike the other day, on one of my slow down to smell the new gras moments... Obviously... pic.twitter.com/mzSRJMLTjN
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 20, 2014End Tom's thumb pain
By corking his campaign
A #beer wait is gain
Cool #wine is in Seine
Hi chap on Quidditch Lane
Punish this mutinous cane
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 20, 2014I'm not a poet you know
But my #Rhymes I sow…sow
You may say they blow
Yet it's all my show
& I can even crow
That it's free speech I bestow
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 19, 2014Flowering plants in foreground and small lake in background. Took the pic during my run in state park near our home. pic.twitter.com/ehBMRwNOpf
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 19, 2014Get my glasses
Must see what passes
Find a needle in the masses
Like the most stunning of lasses
#Beer dark as molasses
#Wine that surpasses
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 19, 2014Demons had landed
I took on one handed
Quickly eyes I sanded
They stagger disbanded
Their leader has reprimanded
Always folly…I'll be candid
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 17, 2014
All in its own rhyme…Daily I do the crime…
Pun inking sour sublime…Partly assuage blush in time…
Every #beer's prime & #wine's on your dime…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 17, 2014
My most recent #RhymeCrime! assembly… #March takes the helmet & gets in line! http://t.co/UXPFj5ILG9
#FF
@RustyTacoTruck • @HarvestMichigan
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 16, 2014
My bad time of day–Often a #stanza away…
OK it's just word play–But now I've feet of clay…
A sculpted fetish in gray–Dulling my word ballet.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 16, 2014
Your big long hair…Mine had that flair…
Kids ask was a mullet rare–Did many stare?
Now I'm a #beer belly square!? Mom sips #wine as I glare…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 16, 2014
Hearing, Desolation, I'm agog! Voice on alone from #Smaug?
No, only a trog–I called out, you scurvy dog!
Escaping the fog–I fell into a bog…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 15, 2014
Fly in thy ointment–Made my humor bent…
Looks like it's heaven sent–For not being a proper gent…
So I drink #beer in Kent & #wine as I vent…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 15, 2014
Changing my tune…Presses a bald loon…
To do taps w/a spoon…Jump a #cheesy moon…
& string a harpoon…Distressing the shifty Sandworms of Dune…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 14, 2014
Lush grass grows–In it I wiggle toes…
My yardman nearly mows–Hey we're not foes!
Hand him more #beer as he slows & I sip #wine as sun glows…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 14, 2014
The world's falling apart…A phrase of #political art…
Nazism did kickstart…As US hid our smart…
Others had heart…Until our blood flow chart…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 13, 2014
Tweeting some trash–Not fond of corn #beef hash…
Nor sweet potato mash–Lima beans cause a rash…
Do like a #beer bash & a #wine walk or dash!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 13, 2014
KNOW MORE BEER!
Some are mostly about recognition.
Me? Well…
That said…sad state of affairs.
Luckily sadness means I'll know more #beer!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 12, 2014
Jokes full of aws+Minus guffaws:
Yes Ginny…Santa has claws & buzz lightweight saws!
Puppy can't walk…he's on pause–But will defy gravy laws!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 12, 2014
Few know our plight–Us of wealthy incite…
Fear a surreal might–Signals a path right…
Yet #beer makes a great knight & #wine's why I'd fight!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 12, 2014
Time to #wine with #Mom as well as dine!
This isn't some line–It's what all should combine!
+It goes together so fine–For both yours & mine!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 11, 2014
Need ✔︎ please. My account you must seize!?
All funds they freeze! Who put on squeeze?!
Buy them #beer & #wine to appease then grab my keys!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 11, 2014
So back in the 70s, there was a PSA where the guy had a tear after seeing a scene like this. The "great" Mississippi? pic.twitter.com/5rZcFz3Uf3
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 10, 2014
I may be dumbfounded w/stupid & mumble #rhymes insipid…
Blow phlegm kisses to cupid & #bare hug frigid…
But I exclude lucid & allude limpid!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 10, 2014
Into the breach–I put a Georgia peach…
As I lay on a beach–After hearing a speech…
No #CraftBeers MN preach–Sundays #wine only…it overreach!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 10, 2014
Sideways most do go–#Insight coming slow…
Sanctimonious many blow–Then stub each toe…
#GreatIdeas AWOL flow–Blustering all there is to show!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 9, 2014
So what's on tap?! #Comedy by this old sap…
Or maybe cause a flap–Making my poor boss crap!
Chug #beer as I rap? No…2 sips of #wine & a nap.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 9, 2014
Check #mug @ the door–Ain't your bar anymore!
What you're still soar?! Yes…it's a scold smolder war!
Such a boar–Oink me plenty on the pour!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 8, 2014
Traveling is adventure…In Bball be censure…
Evokes a debenture–Causing indenture…
So a #beer to quench sir…Wife had much #wine–do bench her!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 8, 2014
KNOW MORE BEER!
I try to subdue my writing tone, tenor & baselessness.
I've quit self-defeating beatings…
Now I self-meditate with #beer.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 7, 2014
Do you like the flavor? Not much to savor…
Must make me quaver–be a tastebud engraver!
On the hot side favor–PLEASE a cold #beer hand waver!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 7, 2014
Now booked highest rank–Followers taken to bank!
What scheme to thank–If I lie…who can spank?
OK many #beers I drank & #wine put me in tank…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 7, 2014
Style makes the man–That's why a tan…
Yet sunburn no fan–So was wrapped in a can…
But orange wasn't my plan or as #fluorescent splashed Dan!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 6, 2014
The game begins to knock down all pins…
I scored many wins–So we dine on tater skins…
Drink #beers from Skinny Fins & #wine by Jezebel Sins!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 6, 2014
In city of laker–Was apt #caretaker…
Tiny moneymaker–For 1/2 rent was ball breaker
Some not peaceful quaker–Like bottle tossing macho faker…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 5, 2014
Stretch your mind–be two of a kind…
Uncover the great find–have your goals aligned…
Like #beer to fully unwind & #wine to forget the grind!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 5, 2014
Breaking through–Finally seeing new…
Goodbye to grey hue–Opening up to a sky blue…
Rain we also say adieu–May…a 4th becoming with this view!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 4, 2014
My fave tune–Not 1 to make girls swoon…
But I tried to croon–Sang to a full moon!
Listened w/ #beers @ a saloon & as sipped #wine in Cancun!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 4, 2014
No chance for #rain? Please…end my pain!
I shouldn't complain–It's worse in southern domain…
BTW how can nature abstain–if our faults reign?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 3, 2014
Shake off the dust–Break away any rust…
Loan $ sum in trust–Own up if go bust…
Now drink #beer to adjust–then meow after #wine in lust!
;-)
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 3, 2014
Fear not thy glove–Your handling I love…
Joined we can shove & grab my stuff above…
Today we fused to calm a dove…A nonsense #rhyme–sort of…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 2, 2014
The nights of colon fuss–Like exhaust of a bus…
Say TMI to discuss? Sorry to object does nonplus…
Blame #beer from Gus & #wine dousing thus…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 2, 2014
In 30min@10PM I break the berry bonds of #RhymeCrime Pun-Ish!-Mints presented as pop corny theatre! @maplegrovefm @sector61 @Timothy_Hughes
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 2, 2014
Really does suck–To run out of luck…
Barely make a buck–Not even sit to drive truck…
So I float down river with Huck–Going #RhymeCrime amok…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) May 1, 2014
