It's the archived systematized formatted thingie deal of mine…
The archive starts below this photo I took of my bride.
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| Quick Stop And Photo Shot @ White Winter Winery, Wisconsin |
Life on the rocks
On both houses pox
Just right for Goldilocks
Clichés of Cinderella clocks
Craft #beer unique talks
Like #wine in Redd Foxx
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 1, 2014
Catch the idle ways
Simmered in a #stewy haze
As have many Mondays
When nothing much pays
Thinking of sun rays
Until the #mind fully strays
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 30, 2014
Rise above the din
Shake off your sin
Any bad habit pin…
Barely hiding a grin
I wipe some #beer off my chin
Then ask for red #wine in a skin
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 30, 2014
Shake dust off
Take ball cap doff
So you want to scoff
Then face each way as cough
After empty self in trough
Now try to eat the rice #pilaf
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 29, 2014
Ones & nothings as it seems
Stop drinking in dim beams
Web bots gill streams
To find rhyme themes
More #beer he deems
In #wine already teems
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 29, 2014
Old #healthcare ordeal
Made millions reel
Needed many dollars to peel
Drug companies make squeal
Now how to heal
#US must progress not wheel
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 28, 2014
Today is a special day
Now 22yrs living this way
So we've gone out to play
Let's try new #beers okay
& catch a #wine bouquet
What can I say!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 28, 2014
Just had it man
May #revoke a lifespan
Long ago this began
Could revert to fetal plan
Likely not do less than
Surely done #driving a minivan
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 27, 2014
A photo I took.
Beautiful early #MN afternoon pic yesterday from our backyard. See the small "lake" in background. Gorgeous! pic.twitter.com/t41xqzzPri
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 27, 2014
Mocking while roll
I'm all alone bowl
For cold love troll
Dry mouth extol
Found #beer temped right in poll
The #wine deserted tastebuds goal
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 27, 2014
Yes…always defend
Then #settle to end
Never can we bend
Yet take time to #mend
Refuse any request to lend
Unless there's a way to #transcend
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 26, 2014
To who we miss
You're not in abyss
Where you be is bliss
Like the twin of my sis
Sip #beers as we reminisce
Mary…#wine toast as a sweet kiss
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 26, 2014
Recede to the mean
Ruin all that's green
Be parrot of Mr. Bean
Act as if intellect is keen
The rude is hard to wean
Just ask #Cheney & Sheen
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 25, 2014
Keep it vital
Gear out of idle
Take off the bridle
Go against the tidal
Brew #beer for the world title
Buy #wine other than same recital
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 25, 2014
Who moved my keys
Saw Gump thru trees
Sandy's word now is degrees
Whipple is now her squeeze
My #writing's often a tease
So I waive all fees
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 24, 2014
Red wrath grapes
Autobots shift shapes
Bunny hopper escapes
Enjoy chief made crepes
While the #beer wrap none tapes
My #wine swings the apes
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 24, 2014
Break from the past
Bound to be aghast
#Archaic to be trashed
Eliminate ideas #caste
Seek concepts that out last
Meld #minds of the amassed
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 23, 2014
Lived an illusion
No fame intrusion
Rapt in tight seclusion
Surfing for a conclusion
That ends w/ #beer infusion
And #wine tasting profusion
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 23, 2014
It must end #monsoon
Rain here is no boon
Deep ruts it has hewn
#Clouds replay wet tune
Hair in tufts is all strewn
Gone as batty as a #loon
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 22, 2014
Another sunset
Big goals were met
Years we did sweat
This equity now is net
Our #wine is a repetitive whet
The #beer brewed few can forget
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 22, 2014
I vow to aspire
Always be for hire
Shun thinking retire
Cryogenically never expire
Be a much sought after liar
Sink #Congress deeper in mire
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 21, 2014
Play an old fife
End biggest strife
Enjoy time of your life
Put in steak order rife
Unsheathe meat knife
Pour #beer or #wine for self & wife
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 21, 2014
Missed the AM RhymeCrime! for June 20, 2104.
Wrote it but never posted, so will do post it in Mid August.
Save this space
For #art I only trace
That bot puts in place
As I act the head case
But #beer I really pour in face
And #wine from same vase
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 20, 2014
Much is said of #Iraq
I'm not in pundit flock
What I do is mock
All are full of it lock, stock & chock
It got US in hock
So put in it a sock
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 19, 2014
My oh my. Don't float by bye! RT^@bengarvin: Flooded '#Hiawatha and #Minnehaha' statue is now perfect pic.twitter.com/eOzuJyRFJO
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 19, 2014
Freedom from law
Goodbye to my jaw
Let us Gwynn much chaw…
No! End smokeless gnaw
& its chain smoking saw
#Beer & #Wine toast…Longer live pa
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 19, 2014
KNOW MORE BEER!
We're subject to many things in this world.
Some forced on us, others we ask for.
#Beer has both…
and I can accept that.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 18, 2014
Role play societal #sobriety
Don't challenge propriety
#Sanction rich notoriety
Imprison any variety
Pretense your piety
Control all anxiety
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 18, 2014
No, not contrite
I did what's right
Tried to put up a fight
Lost causes my plight
Now #beer to wrest spite
Glasses of #wine to stoke insight
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 18, 2014
Composing myself some
After beating #redress drum
Reading of US #rights scrum
How #laws ignobly strum
Snag the pond scum
Overboard all chum
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 17, 2014
23% matter is dark
My gray hit by quark
A mind minus spark
Raked by a dog's bark
#Beer chases Cutty Sark
=A #wine bottle for a bench in park
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 17, 2014
KNOW MORE WINE!
As one of the great #sommeliers, I've tasted almost every #wine.
As the greatest liar ever, I've told this lie many times.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 18, 2014
About a Pinterest pinned
Bless me padre I sinned
Did when much ginned
Boss got chagrinned
So job was dust binned
My #reputation bare skinned
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 16, 2014
Blazing a trail
Past any snail
Mr. I Can't Fail
I lately did bail
But began drinking #beer like a whale
Then wrote my memoir on a #wine sail
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 16, 2014
Here's a bone
The author is unknown
Will any be made to atone
Naught by securing drone
Big Banks beyond law zone
US #DOJ are lames of throne
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 15, 2014
Love is a story
Where I've no glory
Now life way hoary
Hunch like Pete Lorre
Yet have #beer arrive by dory
& much #wine cellared in a quarry
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 15, 2014
Had a wedding to attend so overhyped #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime! that should've been last night is next.
Review: http://t.co/L1Uvu7zadm
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 15, 2014
The sky may not fall
An end may not call
Minds without squall
Events may not appall
May be asked no order tall
Yet then is our #future small
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 14, 2014
A smile transfers
Good that occurs
Then our heart whirs
And the minds-eye blurs
As do the #beer connoisseurs
Even me after those #wine tours
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 14, 2014
Finding my #path
Mostly I take a bath
Not as easy as…do the math
I often feel its wrath
A hit by a leather lath
Did this happen? It may hath
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 13, 2014
Love my local #beer canteen
Enjoy many kinds of #cuisine
Also have a #wine routine
So I forgo the lean
Yet tried to wean
Just not too keen
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 13, 2014
Where to go my friend
See what does now trend
Those you do commend
Tweet them round the bend
Any which may offend
Respond only to #transcend
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 12, 2014
Take my keys
Drive me please
All about cheese
I'm weak in the knees
Must #beer & #wine seize
Then grab a #pizza so my infirmity we appease
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 12, 2014
KNOW MORE WINE!
As we all know, #wine is good.
But is it good for you?!
First of all…
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?!!
Really!
Please…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 12, 2014
I sing effortlessly off key
#Songs that all flee
Love hiking in fave green T
Never #drank t'ai chi
Says my doctor attorney
Don't take a plea
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 11, 2014
Life's a simple game
Who said that is lame
It gave him no fame
Oh it's the Parker Bro's name
So drink #beers to same
Toast #wine in acclaim
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 11, 2014
Kicking up dust
Ignoring winter's rust
It's summer 'til we bust
#Grilling outside all lust
Burgers & brats a must
In #beer WeThePeople trust
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 10, 2014
None should panic
But I'm germ manic
Is not a fear titanic
Except when on the Atlantic
Calming is a #beer gigantic
& some #wine very organic
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 10, 2014
Dare to be #diffident
Know what I meant
A case of #social descent
Like when I clothes rent
OK it's English languish bent
Not my pup's intent
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 9, 2014
Next to explore
A local liquor store
Set feet on its floor
Buy much if not more
Drink #beer as never before
Sip #wine till none left to pour
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 9, 2014
W&G's a diversion
A rhyme submersion
Where #chefs cast aspersion
#Farmers take bazaar excursion
#Winos wrap in Persian
Others see perversion
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 8, 2014
See a future time
When life is good #rhyme
And stops being this #crime
Sun shows more than grime
Days don't suck on lime
I stop on this dime
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 8, 2014
When #composing issues
Like allergies in tissues
These hands will #misuse
That the #tasteful eschews
Others then refuse
& #leftovers recuse
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 7, 2014
Sometimes creativity leaves
So I bring in the sheaves
My 1 fan then bereaves
Again 0 thee achieves
So #beers he cleaves
& much #wine sleeves
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 7, 2014
#Rain here everywhere<
#Drought over there>
Yet water not share
Rather hoard as heir
How then do we fare
Toward a #fate that will ensnare
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 6, 2014
Mosquitos cloud out sun
Leave alive you've won
Yet bugs rev up a #run
What if ends in no pun
Drink #beer till undone
Sip #wine so as to stun
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 6, 2014
After thought in deeper space
Expanding knowledge base
Much more fell into place
Some ideas I did erase
Complexity of life face
WOW #embrace
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 5, 2014
Reform strategy
Yearn stuff in effigy
Exorcise less elegy
Be 2 w/the lethargy
Raise #beers to ontology
Lift #wine toast to rhyme criminology
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 5, 2014
Must eat to survive
Need love to thrive
No drink ends alive
So I seduce each dive
#Pizza joints to soul revive
#Fooktrucks to give me drive
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 4, 2014
First #beer with chicken Thai
Some sip #wine bone dry
Friends more rounds buy
Raise bar tab ever high
Dance on till nigh
Now you must try
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 4, 2014
I've got something new
A breathtaking #brew
Not thought I'd do
Now my life glue
Yet profits in lieu
Until in @kickstarter queue ;-)
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 3, 2014
Just done #mowing
Was very slow going
Grass clumps throwing
Deep from rain growing
Need #beer to start flowing
Then #wine in cellar stowing
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 3, 2014
Are you #underwater
A monsoon moody martyr
Dam near extinct snail darter
Sailing with no charter
Must gutter barter
#Flooding to your garter
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 2, 2014
Jumping Jack flap
Swinging a hammock rap
Ran Mabel's syrup on lap
Wakes Ginger w/finger snap
Gets #beer out a free tap
Sips #wine of Mr.Sapp
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 2, 2014
Ranting on US debt
Running the gauntlet
Roving in his Corvette
Rasping from a cigarette
Racing towards a #sunset
Ruining life over a bad bet
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) June 1, 2014
