It be done: The JULY RhymeCrime!
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| Over My Eye High In July 2014 (I'm 6'2") |
It be the archived systematized formatted thingie deal of mine… And mind is of RTC! Depressed yet?!
Oops!!! that's what they call a Frodoian Flip!
It should be, repressed I bet!
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Dare to be diffident
Rifle till all is spent
Raze a bad argument
After #beer cans are bent
Then enjoy my content
As pay for #wine by dissent
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) August 1, 2014
Is sleepwalking naked one of the benefits? RT^@ShadyIslandDine: 5 Ways Sleeping Naked Can Benefit You http://t.co/Hgpp8R3vla
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 31, 2014
Funny has left
Laughs lost heft
All #humor feels bereft
My timing flies sans deft
Every joke is late night theft
By a #forehead sloped cleft
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 31, 2014
Everyone make noise
Let's here it for the boys
The glove each employs
Their bat swinging poise
New #beer bottle-head toys
#Wine my SO enjoys
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 31, 2014
Haymaking sunshine
Towing the conga line
Grapes come via divine
Getting peach buzz #wine
Scooped melon out of Rhine
Crimea River #songs pine
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 30, 2014
Strong winds often blow
Riverbanks may overflow
Green #gardens still sow
Risen weeds must hoe
Plants rained on grow
Harvest crop before snow
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 29, 2014
I rode the whirlwind
Each dollar twinned
All ghosts are pinned
Only some hair thinned
S.O. doesn't #beer rescind
#Wine means never chagrined
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 29, 2014
Each is his own
Brain on reverse loan
ET please use the phone
Ideals roam in twilight zone
Take out trash talking drone
Finer #theories hone
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 28, 2014
A redo of same
A rhyme that's lame
Never get me fame
Reminder of shame
But you drink a #beer each frame
Sip #wine till bowling's like a game
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 28, 2014
A heart very weary
The land so dreary
His eyes wet to teary
Makes a tentative query
Then gropes toward cheery…
Now wasn't that kinda #eerie?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 27, 2014
Words he spun
It's a job never done
Drinking in a cold one
When under a hot sun
A #beer thirst quench's begun
As pouring #wine is earned fun
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 27, 2014
Be able to discern
Attain know pattern
Dump bad logic cistern
From more sources learn
Mix solid past with modern
Stand ground at the #tavern
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 26, 2014
Ride a new tube
Shrink inner boob
Get a mindset lube
Square the rubric cube
Sip #wine to detect Shalhoub
See bikini #beer team to get Kubb
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 26, 2014
Let's break free
Ditch deep #think flee
Cool #mind melt debris
Calm the #denying sea
Remove the fairy tale pea
Leave the bed of #ideas wee
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 25, 2014
Life can be hard
Many are marred
Reality's often a canard
Avatars virtually bombard
Good #beer deals flippant card
#Wine removes mouth guard
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 25, 2014
@IACraftBeerTent @RAGBRAI_IOWA ... #craftbeers #beers #iabeers #iowabeers ... Yesterday: #venturaIA ... pic.twitter.com/RVb6ASkAgH
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 24, 2014
Apoplectic fits
Road enraged twits
Live life in their pits
Rear heads in faux snits
Send to #SupremeCourt as writs
On your mark take spits
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 24, 2014
Supper was late
Nothing I can hate
This RTC family trait
A gabfest fostered fate
Extended w/#beer on the slate
And adding #wine to our plate
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 24, 2014
Now end hunger's dread
The empty must be fed
If fearing #neighbors led
Hating others will spread
Stop awful ideas #embed
Code better instead
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 23, 2014
Redo dinner plan
Put good food in pan
Mix in spices of our clan
Cook meat to a done tan
Tap new #beer keg, Stan
Fill glasses with #wine, Ann
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 23, 2014
The internet genie is awake! Been on a bike ride for a few days @Ragbrai_Iowa & ATT is relentless in its pursuit of blocking my life blood!!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 22, 2014
On this land I squat
Raising #Colorado pot
Still my cash pile is hot
Law says must go legit or rot
Hedge funders get it not
It's all a plot!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 22, 2014
My left foot is lame
Yet I rose above name…
My humorless is tame
A heckler does exclaim
The #beer has his game
I use #wine to set him aflame
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 22, 2014
"Yes that's my child"
She's running wild
But you are so mild
No charges ever filed
"Sorry I have beguiled"
"Much BS has been compiled"
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 21, 2014
Enjoy it all
Before the fall
Make summer a ball
Granted that order's tall
Drink #beer that gives wild call
Give #wine permission to enthrall
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 21, 2014
Call the vet
If still all #wet
All comes to nyet
Unless some threat
Those dudes are obfuscation beset
Yes #Congresspersons have a brain debt
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 20, 2014
I got left behind
Then made blind
Now totally confined
Yet leavers much maligned
Since #beer flows as designed
& the #wine improves my mind
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 20, 2014
KNOW MORE WINE!
I may not be a wine connoisseur…aficionado or #wine sommelier.
But knowing how to spell each word means I'm halfway there.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 19, 2014
I now must plea
At daylight I'll flee
With no regret in me
To exit a fight due to a low fee
If my #bandolier is empty
Plus it's time for tea
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 19, 2014
On lamb next week
Possibly up a creek
Likely tongue in cheek
Really #beer & #wine seek
As I roam no shower chic
@RAGBRAI_Iowa, so much reek
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 19, 2014
Spoke much fork tongue
While hedgers sprung
The same gold song sung
#Debt at higher rung
Saddled our young
Yet no #politician ramparts flung
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 18, 2014
Saw this recently posted on bulletin board @ the park I trek in every other day. 1st time seen one "verified" here pic.twitter.com/38ywhb6bIk
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 18, 2014
See better despite
Be a brighter knight
Fly the smarter flight
Pump up mind might
Drink #beer less incite
Sip more #wine until write
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 18, 2014
Shake the hold
Go with more bold
Undo what you're told
Don't let yourself be sold
Lift a #beer that's cold
To see wrongly #imprisoned...
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 17, 2014
Haven't Done That Before - Last word in above RhymeCrime! is "paroled"
Sat in the shade
Watched a parade
Drank cool lemonade
Actually during I strayed
Looking to get a #beer upgrade
Perhaps I may be #wine swayed
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 17, 2014
Light mourning due
Spelling confuses you
Tear here on tissue
Packaging points to
Please take a leek in lieu
#Onion article of green leaf hue
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 16, 2014
Bear says good morning in her shy way. Susan's daylily patch as background. Sincerely, RTC pic.twitter.com/cbcLBq9cg1
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 16, 2014
Leeks grow in summers
There's safety in plumbers
Tunes of parading hummers
Feats of military drummers
Jokes up & no comers
#Puns are bummers
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 15, 2014
This rushed in fool
Is so like a tool
Maybe due to no school
And my runs as a mule
Now cold #beer does rule
Good #wine also adds to my cool
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 15, 2014
Or: a burning non-consensual-cessation!! RT^@SpicyFoods TIP: Be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before using the restroom. #Scary #Spice
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 14, 2014
Hanging with misfits
Gray air sitar dimwits
Parading minus permits
Doing g-string aerial splits
Spit taking cheery bits
#Writing foul skits
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 13, 2014
My day's complete
The pantry's replete
Yet I'm out in the street
Oh yah, I must meet
At a #beer garden suite
Then sit on a #wine barrel seat
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 13, 2014
Who usually weaves
After bringing in sheaves
Quickly asks #Jeeves
But that question peeves
Though never aggrieves
The gent who sheaf thieves
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 12, 2014
As the comforting embrace
Finally takes place
Moderate your pace
Then grasp with grace
Slowly bring #beer to face
& gently set #wine in case
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 12, 2014
In need of #craftbeer
Want so much here
I mustn't fear
Yet it's very dear
Someone send a message clear
Words may keep my belly in good cheer
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 11, 2014
Hello dare! #TGIF!
and TFIG TFGI GFIT … the rest are unfairly vulgar… but I'll continue… FGIT ………
Sincerely,
RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 11, 2014
Leave your home
Where bison roam
Dear antelope comb
Cross this green brome
To a bar that tops #beer w/ foam
Also much #wine to write my tome
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 11, 2014
I must write a #blog
But not add to the smog
Keep readers from a slog
Avoid being a verbose hog
Gas up with #chili dog
Drink a spirited grog
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 10, 2014
A very loud tirade
He always conveyed
Like sirens on parade
Dropping many grenade
A #beer drunk that's no charade
Much #wine meant a cascade
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 10, 2014
So Von trapped in a lyre
Habitually play in this pyre
#Honesty that does misfire
Yet I never do flat retire
Even if lie in mire
Born to sire
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 9, 2014
Loud whiny thug
Cumia gets pulled rug
Since no more than tug
And not splat as a bug
His #beer I'll just chug
#Wine in lap you unbearable lug
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 9, 2014
Make life whole
Have a main goal
Avoid an unhappy toll
Play the humorous role
Never do things as the sole
Unless Judy hits with a punch bowl
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 8, 2014
Bring forth new
Mix in as a stew
Make a tasty #brew
Irrigate with the dew
Stir hearts into a stunning hue
From a tiny #seed see much accrue
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 7, 2014
Got that tropical forest look going. The deer flies were feasting too! Run faster I yelled! pic.twitter.com/S1mQwDzP9n
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 8, 2014
This is my game
Bottled up in a frame
Rolled in acclaim
As fell in gutter shame
#Beer drank alone is my fame
#Wine imbibing bowled over same
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 7, 2014
See the #sunshine
No more water to divine
The bird songs combine
Clothes hang from a line
All this then is a sign
#Hammocks we must enshrine
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 5, 2014
Photo: aimed @ eye level & the weeds also a bit in ditch. I'm 6'2". Not seen them that high here before/our driveway. pic.twitter.com/d2JTAza4Vu
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 5, 2014
After 4th event
I'm nearly all spent
Saw red glare present
As mosquitos did torment
Drank #beer under a tent
& #wine till sober would relent
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 5, 2014
Signed in quill pen
By founders then
Yet no room for #women
Should've listened to Ben
Sad now #US go back again
Lacking ability to reach Zen
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 4, 2014
Enjoy your 4th of July!
Even if it's not an Independence Day for you.
But I can't believe you aren't an American…we're so Exceptional! ;-)
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 4, 2014
Rage machine
Want to grab ball peen
But ugly to join #mob scene
The reaction does demean
Immigrant backlash #memory lean
#Sense must convene
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 4, 2014
#Independence = meaning
Ideas viable gleaning
But #individualism = careening
Spurns neighbor leaning
Means them screening
Dismisses greening
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 3, 2014
A 2nd 6ft digger
Riddling rhyme causes rigor
Slowly release Tigger
Reality grip is bigger
A #beer chases shot vigor
#Wine tab has err figure
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 3, 2014
Your #feats of clay
From goals you stray
As do games play
So much each say
Like you lack #matter gray
Especially what causes spit take spray
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 2, 2014
I must compose
Both rhyme & prose
Even if not as the pros
Somehow I'll wet my toes
But now #beer as crank the Bose
Then #wine made as a rose
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 2, 2014
Widen know space
The #future made its case
Some do shadow trace
A sketchy #past they face
Missing the period of grace
Others take your place
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) July 1, 2014
