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September Sees Summer's End with Fall's Start Around The Bend, Where Colors Will Expend…

September Sees Summer's End with Fall's Start Around The Bend, Where Colors Will Expend, On Trails I Hike That Extend Into Foliage Hues That Blend, Knowing Time Is Not A Leaf's Friend
Alien Invasion • Lasers Aim for Rebel Strongholds

Below, It's September 2014 RhymeCrime!

There are a few photos below, which I took including the one shown here.

There are other promos and terribly witty tweets throughout as well; some are just terrible, but I've tried my damnedest to avoid the worst of the bratwurst. Of course, when it comes to puns, I loose them on you without mercy.

The theory of RhymeCrime! is to bring about the end of the whirled as we know it, or at least the tilt in the world. These axis points have long been a thorn in our two sides. It's a bipolar concept I've tried to explain to others before, but few have taken me sarcastically enough to follow along. All I've ever wanted was followers, and I was into social screedia long before Twitter took the reins, and poured cold water all over my tirades.

At 150 characters, my idea was superior! My characters were larger than life, the Robin Williams' of a Big Bird type, and type even more, 10 WHOLE characters MORE! It's a sad day when volume did not stand for more than quality. It's like our manufacturing, 10,000,000 K-Cars or 100,000 Teslas… What are we thinking!? A billion PCs or a few million Apples, what was Steve Jobs thinking!?!? The flaky hippie bastard! Let's get back to an America when we were tops, and everyone else didn't have a chance in helvetica!

As a font of wisdom, my idea, typed here, is to return to when we as Americans were even more pompous and full of ourselves than anyone can imagine. What I wouldn't give for some Betty Friedan thighs, Hoover/McCarthy Commies-are-everywhere Suckers, and Capitalists have no masters, but can be big Johnsons. We can grow our way out of this socialist slump by burying ourselves in enough stuff to snuff out the future of our particulate deformed and ready to be drowned children.

Thank you! I'm here all week, or until I'm deported, raptured or 2nd coming of Detroit, and the lions…

Sincerely,
RTC

NOTE: Pic above/on right also on RTC 5 Communities Instagram.


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