Below my short storied contribution, you will find all of October 2014's RhymeCrime!
Autumn Was Racing Past Me
I love to hike and run in our local State Park, Lake Maria. I'm not likely to run in the park when it is winter, so I ran more and more each day as winter approached.
The wildlife in the park is varied and quite extensive from a Minnesota perspective. The Blanding's turtle is its most famous and most endangered species in residence.
While I have been an endangered species, and climate change denier for many years, I started warming up to the idea. Yet, I don't want to be a "global" citizen, as they call it, so I live in a shack in the deepest woods of Lake Maria. Then after reviewing all of the complete papers of the esteemed Theodore Kaczynski, which I bought with my last gold bullion bar, I purchased from the sponsor of Glenn Beck show at a highly inflated price because of Glenn's fear mongering on the air that drove up the gold price, my eyes were opened wider, and my sentences grew much longer.
I now see things even more like those who deny evolution, gravity and the round earth theories, which are JUST theories mind you! I'm ready to take back America from the crazies who tell us to think of science in its scientific form as some kind of real science.
Can anyone believe someone who is part of the scientific "community" of scientists would not have a conflict of interest in their work in science? It's as if they don't want those of us who don't believe in science to be the ones who tell them what real science is! People like me should not need to believe in any scientific results until we are scientists ourselves. Of course, to become a scientist would mean I would then also have a conflict of interest since I would be totally informed about the subject in question, and WE ARE questioning it!
Now how convoluted was that!? These scientists misjudge our capabilities to twist in the wind…
Therefore, by lacking little knowledge in a subject, I am able to criticize that subject to the core. This is what being an American has always been about!
That said, as to climate change: imagine citizens like me, living in the backwoods, hollows and hills, causing the so called globe to warm up! After hoarding enough canned food to last the four letterman of the apocalypse, the final hippity hop rapture, and the return of disco, I cannot give up my position to the authorities of my sanity. That means I didn't, haven't and can't start the fire, and will need to eat all my canned food cold, otherwise "they" will discover my hideout…
So there will be no warming here, Billy Joel, Joel Gray, Red Grange, Red Skelton, Redd Foxx and the rest of you commie bastards!
By RTC
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You have no tact
Much you've lacked
Little to show sad sacked
But bags under eyes packed…
Then more #beer to extract
And #wine buys transact
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) November 1, 2014
The great nephew, Nolan, shows up in his Calvin & Hobbesian get up... http://t.co/DELUnA4Kb8 Also follow on #instagram!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) November 1, 2014
Yes…I'll have NUN of it! RT^@2LadsWinery Ever have a nun pour you #wine? Stop out today & you can ✔︎it off your list! pic.twitter.com/W9e5Kgmwxu
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 31, 2014
My mind is unwired
By #politics so mired
Nov.4 who'll get hired
One who can be inspired
Instead of boldly attired
In many #billions acquired
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 31, 2014
Good morning!
Join me on #instagram! http://t.co/YNrFNZF1Lp Sincerely, RTC pic.twitter.com/8DxY6ECe3g
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 31, 2014
Never liked to trade
Kept eye in my tirade
Sadly few I've swayed
Yet I can't be dismayed
The #beer always forbade
And #wine was a block-aid
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 31, 2014
The trail along the lake. http://t.co/WD44KyWqRv Lake Maria State Park, #MN #instagram pic by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 31, 2014
Seeing the lake thru the trees in the forest: follow RTC's of the pic on the #instagram: http://t.co/nnIcOnM7Mb pic.twitter.com/cKko86mslX
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2014
On a day so dank
Standing on a plank
Held up by the bank
#Reeling a hand crank
Pulled #fish up in one yank
Filleted many until fingers stank
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2014
Bear Justice - take me #1 .... http://t.co/uUZIClzx0d also follow on #instagram ! Sincerely, RTC pic.twitter.com/bBDnzAKbLF
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2014
Struggling to appear... http://t.co/HTXq282k5X follow on #instagram ! Sincerely, RTC pic.twitter.com/L4qtgezjw4
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2014
Never liked camp
My bunk smelled damp
Did covet grab flag champ
Sadly often had leg cramp
Now I'm a #beer bar tramp
And blood red #wine vamp
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 30, 2014
I'll never advance
Even given a chance
So some look askance
Hearing my failure expanse
Like my #poetry slam dance
That out-of-box rap stance
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2014
A no go this morning... So far. pic.twitter.com/V4O8Fpmw0q
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2014
What did I surmise
Hordes of the flies
May be coyote cries
Some werewolf sighs
A keg of #beer as it dries
Or #wine barrels crushed pint size
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 29, 2014
I just got the #boot
Not that I give a hoot
No, I wasn't the brute
But it doesn't compute
While I ran off with loot
What I took was my #newt
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 28, 2014
Only getting a peek so far. http://t.co/bzEdJFlsTJ • follow me on #instagram! pic.twitter.com/YE3FvRD56D
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 28, 2014
I see the result
As a mature adult
In the value of a consult
What we all should exult
But bad #beer is an insult
As lousy #wine is an occult
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 28, 2014
Fire in the state park. Here's video on #Instagram: http://t.co/3zenvl39s5 pic.twitter.com/c1bnqBKju9
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 28, 2014
The leaves I didn't get to yesterday: http://t.co/bJQ6SDdxka pic.twitter.com/oIXS6hM9Mw
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 27, 2014
Car on the morning run toward the rising sun!
By RTC pic.twitter.com/RwuDBRhqCC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 27, 2014
It is my night
Being full of spite
I must be set right
To avoid deep incite
Ply me with a craft #beer invite
Pour me #wine of mellow delight
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 27, 2014
A terrible drought
The suffering shout
Need plants to sprout
Require water to stay route
#GlobalWarming…I doubt
Why yes…my ignorance I flout
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 26, 2014
Sunrise! pic.twitter.com/yEacjhHALY
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 26, 2014
A setting splendid
Talk civilly blended
Soon to be amended
Yet so far none offended
Until #beer belts distended
& #wine imbibed as intended
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 26, 2014
Be the best cook
Write a dine in book
Broaden the outlook
Cast out a large hook
Bake craft #beer in a chinook
Drink a fine #wine by a brook
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 26, 2014
Overthrow the #realm
Get your turn @ helm
See it overwhelm
Realize as OUR realm
Discern we're ALL @ #helm
Our only way to overrule overwhelm
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 25, 2014
Good morning! pic.twitter.com/c8EIXCL0he
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 25, 2014
You're my kind
Help me unwind
From my 5 day grind
Remove this tired bind
My crafted #beer I have pined
And that #wine transfixed in my mind
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 25, 2014
Good evening! pic.twitter.com/RjqnmgsW9T
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2014
Bear, the dog, has a photo phobia but it looks like taking many more up close photos doesn’t help. Hmm? http://t.co/zf18ESYVEf #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2014
Return their favor
Be a point shaver
Choose a fave flavor
Then be an #ethics caver
#Act as a reality lifesaver
Yet when truly needed, waiver
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2014
Good morning! Sun's up, let's do it! pic.twitter.com/6MnrxvmXT4
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2014
All is now lost
Supper I tossed
This gush embossed
On my pride high cost
Not again a #beer glass unwashed
Or #wine grapes not fully squashed
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2014
One more Bear, the dog, treats. She is just about ready to dig up another winter glove she has buried. I'm legally… http://t.co/YDETYnthT2
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2014
Bear, the dog doesn't like photo hounds. Her stare is like an icy lack of vanity.
Girl it's only a photo! pic.twitter.com/HmFebqvEQc
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 24, 2014
Tried out a little #poem to show weather change today: http://t.co/NkLySj53Oc and what it looked like earlier. http://t.co/wVedyKKRQ5
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2014
Tried out a little #poem to show weather change today: http://t.co/NkLySj53Oc and what it looked like earlier. http://t.co/wVedyKKRQ5
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2014
Claw to the top
Say #never flip flop
So fall more when you drop
Left to clean up by a mop
Then quit slinging #slop
Or this life's a sad prop
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2014
OK, let's scare up some sunnage people! http://t.co/fjySkOlVit pic.twitter.com/6olWk8Euo5
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2014
I'm going out
For tasty sauerkraut
Some Irish green sprout
As a Spanish foodie scout
English sir of #beer stout
French #wine trappist devout
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 23, 2014
Good evening! pic.twitter.com/oVh1KW2ke4
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
The worst experiment in the history of #instagram was caught on my iPhone…by some miracle I was there: http://t.co/HYU3ciBbrM
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
The most pedal melodramatic schlockumentaries ever to #instagram: 7 seconds in the life of a flower: http://t.co/P9sKqAOF80 Follow RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
In an amazing & picturesque math & wording combo I attempt the never done before typing of thing http://t.co/NUsHHuIcdg Follow #instagram!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
Everyone I spurn
My #mind does burn
Yes many have concern
So what should one learn
That when I speak…they turn
& for good fellowhip to yearn
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
Now here's the sun so let's geeter done! pic.twitter.com/B2NBpJLFRU
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
Go to new social hub
For some hot grub
Not where we got the snub
That does a bad back rub
The old Irish #beer pub
With #wine of a yacht club
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
Just a blue sky kinda day. pic.twitter.com/4tvDan2RLG
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 22, 2014
Never taken a picture so well framed. No clouds, jet trails or even a bug. Is there an award for this kind of shot? http://t.co/WbyUm7JPvJ
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2014
A well trained dog sits. Amazing that I caught it all on video! Now the world can see & be stunned into silencing me…http://t.co/5PBbYhBFnd
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2014
Graduate to success
Build outsize excess
Put #economy in distress
Near zero #ethics possess
Take no time to reassess
Never see a transgress
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2014
Good gorgeous sunrise to you!
Sincerely,
RTC pic.twitter.com/OL4ERmGkdn
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2014
Never been there
Nothing dapper to wear
I have a curious flair
See others stare
So by craft #beer bars I swear
& local #wine spots I'll dare
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2014
Another beautiful day in the neighborhood! pic.twitter.com/k85AyEslFz
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 21, 2014
Have you heard the story about the beaver outbreak off of… http://t.co/lBP4352QNV follow me on #instagram, RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2014
Take off the slate
Excess we create
Plus get this straight
We have a sorry fate
Unless fuels pay true freight
#Rights of humanity not #state
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2014
See Dick run
See Jane in sun
Puff by Spot is spun
Mom shocks dog via stun
Dad eats #beer brats in bun
Mom charges taser as sips #wine a ton
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2014
Hear the morning in Minnesota: http://t.co/9pS3WIfW5H • #video • Follow me on #instagram: RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 20, 2014
Take more of his thyme
He can excuse one #crime
Guy's a big toupee mime
Who can spare a dime
Enjoy the herb so prime
Paired well with #rhyme
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 19, 2014
Good morning sunrise! pic.twitter.com/uM9R0KIFbd
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 19, 2014
Grab the power
Turn world dour
Over others tower
Insults on lower shower…
Use #beer kegs to make upper cower
Also cause their #wine to sour
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 19, 2014
Sunset from the home place. pic.twitter.com/coSNN46mFm
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 19, 2014
Go far #beyond the same
Harmful practices tame
Raise higher the game
#Expel all your shame
Burn a brighter flame
Seek more than #fame
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2014
Imagine a new day
Done a better way
Yet who has a real good play
Often their ideas do stray
Over #beers let's weigh
The #wine of real cachet
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2014
Saw this scene playing out when I was raking leaves, and had to run a 100 yards before it changed: http://t.co/W8txB273sg • #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 18, 2014
Take no bait
Get facts straight
Unlock the mind gate
Fear less epidemic fate
For some #Ebola doesn’t rate
#Bravery of no borders must equate
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 17, 2014
Colors over a marsh, panned beautiful. http://t.co/RhGJcfB2Q1 • Follow RTC on #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 17, 2014
Never break a bend
Vow to avoid an end
Let none over extend
Love till life full spend
#Beer helps one mend
#Wine makes views easy to defend
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 17, 2014
Colors galore in Lake Maria State Park… http://t.co/dYHDWeqVtN Follow me, RTC on #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 17, 2014
Saw this crew by the side of the road, looking all duded up. Talk about brash, and loud!! http://t.co/5vP0XvhTWp • #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2014
Why are they low income?
I blame the victim
So often the dictum
A slim-witted wisdom
Rather job loss is a symptom
End #parroting this system
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2014
Trees stand tall, before colors fall... pic.twitter.com/gvmXTjY764
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2014
Only once I've swore
Lying do much more
Never did a chore
Ran to exit back door
Fun's gone but #beer still pour
Got #wine from a bore wore
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2014
Sun behind cloud others swirling near sunset... pic.twitter.com/AUgk54ggTN
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2014
Fall foliage ... pic.twitter.com/Wmp8TcujDM
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 16, 2014
Nice day. The bird box got its #instagram fame today. http://t.co/XH7Ix1ZlBA Follow RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
Okay it's only the 30th LIKE, but it matters to little ol' me… https://t.co/P3dp8t2fzZ • #fb RTC5Communities
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
The Bear saga continues. Today she's a bit more contented… http://t.co/gFasc1Mm8t RTC #instagram. Hey, if you have a spare following moment…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
Let's vacation in Prague
Along ancient roads jog
Drink much of their grog
Eat from a whole hog
Hunt with a bird dog
#Write it up as a prolog
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
Let's vacation in Prague
Along ancient roads jog
Drink much of their grog
Eat from a whole hog
Hunt with a bird dog
#Write it up as a prolog
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
The Natural Yellow of Beauty. By RTC pic.twitter.com/rEqv75WjOO
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
Have any spoken
Not even a token
Why's the calm broken
No barrels were made oaken
But #beer has never awoken
#Wine drinkers who read Tolkien
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
A wispy pink sunset... http://t.co/9GQAV5A6PO • follow RTC on #instagram !
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 15, 2014
May be the best "naturally framed" photo I've taken this fall. http://t.co/iKMh0j3LdN • #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 14, 2014
Lived a life chagrined
Reaped the #whirlwind
Wrestling thoughts are pinned
A dark soul they say #rescind
Fowl crowing twinned
OMG now ginned
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 14, 2014
Some fall contrasts. By RTC pic.twitter.com/Gaq3oaqtQY
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 14, 2014
Nothing I’d bet
More I could get
As it’s possible to vet
Now that’s all well set
Yes my #beer order’s duly met
& rack the #wine bottles Chet
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 14, 2014
You gotta check out this bone yard. It's like dead but was alive, amazing! http://t.co/nmL60m7xiZ • #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 13, 2014
My wife & I took a color tour of the local State Park on Saturday. Got some good pics http://t.co/zIaCpQfPjr •• #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 13, 2014
Had my last hurrah
Rocked the #Casbah
Lived by the chainsaw
But was mostly a scofflaw
As a drug mule in Bogota…
In truth only been bourgeois
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 13, 2014
The sunrise was a no-show so I got this idea from its disappointment - sad but true life, our final digesting place. http://t.co/BywhbLB42u
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 13, 2014
Time is hell
Yet all’s well
Must my heart now quell
So I axed till one oak fell
Made into a #beer barrel shell
Near where a #wine cask dwell
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 13, 2014
A surreal earthquake
No lies with that shake
Everyone on the take
Ms. smell a farter snake
Their crimes we forsake
But this #rhyme does ache
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 12, 2014
Good morning in America's heartland! http://t.co/aG6H6LUeSl. • #instagram by RTC 😎
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 12, 2014
OK I'll take the bet
Assured of zero debt
Also no wallet threat
I won't even sweat
So what's a #beer barrette?
Well I held #wine en baguette
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 12, 2014
Did some hiking with my wife today. Fall colors & leaves already fallen made for a sight today: http://t.co/8vHKeXpL8p • #instagram via RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 12, 2014
A dirt road to somewhere… http://t.co/bvLzhhPIIx •• #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 11, 2014
I've never eaten a yam
Anyone get a dam?
On mine FBI drive a Dodge Ram
Yet this is all a big sham
One very broad scam
That's why I'll #clam
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 11, 2014
Climb to the top
Be cream of crop
When fired you drop
Avoid the soft-bellyflop
Bum a #beer from the bellhop
Five finger #wine at liquor shop
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 11, 2014
Harvesting more photos during my hike this evening. But ✔︎out how much I've ruined the photography profession so far: http://t.co/tNQJFljfK2
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 11, 2014
The saga of Bear the dog, and her dislike of the pop-o-nazi or something: http://t.co/SssczIomQk • #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 10, 2014
I'm now into zen
Calling myself big Ben
My wife's a perfect ten
Ironically a MFing hen
To her a note I do pen
I've met a hot little #Cayenne
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 10, 2014
After the morning has broken... The morning leaves... http://t.co/n4uMRrSrid • RTC on #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 10, 2014
The morning has broke. http://t.co/RcE0zbDJrV •• #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 10, 2014
This is mostly a feign
What I will not deign
Except in my guise Duane
The guy's totally inane
Drinks his #beer plain
Only has #wine in Spain
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 10, 2014
There it goes…
tonight's sunset… http://t.co/weGumAisNU • #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 10, 2014
This dog just doesn't like getting her picture taken. Come on Bear, smile!! http://t.co/sdRsPs08OO • #instagram by RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 9, 2014
Just a nice scene in the park. Very calming, except the deer I scared when I ran through there ... http://t.co/NxZmucPvCM • #instagram RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 9, 2014
A ship's so phat
I'd like to sail that
In the nearest #beer vat
Do serious #hops combat
#Brew it up nothing flat
Called the Kraken Black Cat
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 9, 2014
Sun breaks ... 😊
http://t.co/DpBqTPjk4W
Dog takes... 😉 pic.twitter.com/n24kyqZ8N8
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 9, 2014
Rise above the rim
Leave workout at gym
Lose the brothers dim
From only cream skim
Go out on a new #beer limb…
Sing a different #wine hymn!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 9, 2014
On my run last evening. http://t.co/1CgHOJsI1p • by RTC #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 8, 2014
You've never seen, even heard of the Magic Tree Man of LMSP!?! You must bare witless to him… http://t.co/g57L4JzOpE • #instagram video
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 8, 2014
A sunset in progress: http://t.co/bvQIP6EoTz • #instagram • pic.twitter.com/06LiLl1BPT
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 8, 2014
I'm again in black
Clothes off the rack
For #rhyme I've a knack
So give me no smack
I ride with a tough pack
Known as the Gary Harp attack!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 8, 2014
Sunrise at its peak a boo! pic.twitter.com/Mk3fvYc6kh
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 8, 2014
It causes you dismay
So go ahead & pray
But there's no way
It is all mine to stay
Totally my #beer once I pay
The #wine's same with no gray
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 8, 2014
Ever heard of the magic tree man of LMSP? Well it’s best you met this towering figure... http://t.co/yIs30tBF2O • #instagram #video
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 8, 2014
Know latest #party fad
Got many very mad
Do the town with a cad
Just some deadbeat dad
Emperor's clothes are plaid
Now #Russia's father…Vlad
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2014
Good morning! It's #MN beauty displayed in fall colors... Sincerely RTC pic.twitter.com/if2MzR9aJF
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2014
And hell's coming with me! http://t.co/VPRYvKM20U
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2014
Damn…can't pay check
Often said what the heck
Like a smart aleck
Now feel like a wreck
So I ask the #beer tech
Can I trade #wine from Quebec
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2014
Got this marsh next to us that’s guarded by a ridge on two sides... http://t.co/Wrqzdb7EEd •• RTC on #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 7, 2014
It’s a perfect day for a snarky comment about Vladimir Bully Pulp Spit Putin... http://t.co/ShqSFkyoIe •• RTC #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2014
Bear just does not like to get her picture taken. I may know why... http://t.co/zFy6nsUVwp •• RTC on #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2014
Blue is beautiful! http://t.co/xWpYKwKKJ1 •• RTC #instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2014
None should blame
Also this is no game
It may cause you shame
But we use no one's name
Meaning fat chance for fame
So now it all seems #lame
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2014
Sun is trying to rise... pic.twitter.com/f3W0nTpFoH
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2014
I got very tired
Also felt mired
Like having expired
After being sommelier fired
When my #beer biz was acquired
By a #wine company I desired
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2014
Cloudy today but it was a perfect one yesterday! By RTC pic.twitter.com/sV05GwvPPa
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 6, 2014
Battling up stream
Head is full of steam
Little as it may #seem
Less than what I'd deem
Must have a new #dream
Scotty do send up till I beam
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 5, 2014
Redress 4 progress!
My aim I'll confess
What I do obsess
As if few could guess
Give me #beer or see me a mess
Pour me #wine I'm under stress
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 5, 2014
Lost duel in Britannia
Never promised a gardenia
Birds sang Hostel California
Whole spiders are in Babylonia
Operated on Hibernia
Now #Ionia
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 4, 2014
I must take care
On this bottle swear
Never my heart can bear
When from chest any tear
#Beer if not looking there
Then your #wine all share!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 4, 2014
The dog, Bear in a temporary frozen state of MN: Feb 2013... http://t.co/CU9j7VZfei ... #Instagram
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 4, 2014
Ready to catch a chill?! See our dog, Bear→ http://t.co/CU9j7VZfei She's not shivering…she's wondering what I want. Ok she's shivering too.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 3, 2014
Rise above the crowd
Stand ethically avowed
Be resolutely unbowed
Oust your timid shroud
Never let yourself be cowed
Say what you must #LOUD
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 3, 2014
Lost your breath
Singing Kiss' Beth
Nearly face a sad death
Never having tried meth
Have a #beer served by Seth
Plus #wine of sanguine depth
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 3, 2014
Today's #WeddingTipsy: Take heed wives to be, men are pigs you see: that's my reality plea. Less so if it's #beer than LI Tea… So Drink Up!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 2, 2014
Where Ruffalo roam
In green monster poem
Seen as graphic tome
Dear man use a comb
#Beer calms if topped by foam
& #wine keg upside his dome
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 2, 2014
Covering the #instagram space I am. Follow for all the festivities or was it the festivus trees… http://t.co/tNQJFljfK2 Sincerely, RTC
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 1, 2014
Please make an effort. It's the yeast you cud do! RT^@alispagnola Wait, no! I think I missed my chance to drink all the Septemberfest #beers
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 1, 2014
Most call him Gunny
He's historically funny
So his past was sunny
Now adores #money
Making it as bees do honey
But between fingers all runny
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) October 1, 2014
