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November Winters I Can't Afford, My Mind Inside Gets Bored, Many Things Move Untoward…


November Winters I Can't Afford, My Mind Inside Gets Bored, Many Things Move Untoward, More Oxymorons Are Gored, Yet Much Beer Is Poured, And New Wines Explored, Meaning All In All I Totally Scored!

See the November 2014 RhymeCrime! Tweet Compilation below…

SHORT STORIED: Sunsets & Icebergs

As you may already know, sunsets can be very beautiful. My video, posted on this page, depicts one of the most beautiful sunsets ever. Thankfully, someone with my exceptional vanities was there to capture this sunset in all my glory. Most people just don't have the innate, vis-à-vis inane skills I possess, and as I know, possession is nine-tenths of the law. Therefore, back off my possessiveness, and leave me to my own vices. (conclusions below)…


The sunset mentality, however, is not found in much of the human species, which tends to hang on to its moron-all proclivities and ideologically soiled skivvies until the scorching sun withers away each neural synapse by hormonal pinhead saps. I hate to be critical of anyone, some days, yet there are things that just burn me. These jokers, who will romaine nameless, need to warm up to their sunset lifespan, and ride off into it right now. So lettuce thwack some pinheads today, and see what's under the tip of their icebergs.

Taken in Early November 2014 • Silver Creek TWP, MN
While many will say analogizing sunsets and icebergs in the same paragraph is incompatible, they just don't understand global warming like I do. Global warming is caused by the sun or the son of god, but science will determine which one is at fault, and I will be the first to tell you. This means we must realize the final sunset will come, weather we like it or not. The weather will probably get worse however, so I say we won't like it. If you've read as many dictionaries as I have you would know bad is like worse, but only worse than bad.

Many people are confused by science, but I am not one of them. It's a matter of whether or not you understand matter, and whether the weather matters, or if your gray matter has made you madder. If you've followed me this far, you should know by now you should not follow me any farther.

Sincerely,

RTC