Enjoy my February display of nearly 60 RhymeCrime over that month's time, okay!?
Everyone, Salute–Say cheers w/Brut!
#TGIF’s fun so absolute–It'll be a hoot!
Tonight's #beer isn’t of root–I love #wine cuz it’s from fruit!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) March 1, 2014Upon this time–There’s me doing #rhyme.
Some will be sublime & others a pun #crime.
As much in morning as in prime & speechless as a mime.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 28, 2014
Developing my style–It’s taking awhile…
Maybe some is a pile–but I'm keeping a smile;-)
With #beer mugs in a file & #wine that does beguile!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 28, 2014
Hear me all–I’ve taken a wrong hall!
Emergency number call–Looking for 1 tall…
She’s a 7’7” #brown-eyed #doll–Tell her I’m lost in the mall!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 27, 2014
Ain't a mug too big of #beer I couldn't swig!
I’m not a puny twig…Pipe down you Whig!
No 25yo kid off an oil rig. Sip #wine & rap your gig!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 27, 2014
This day no doubt–My wit I won’t flout!
Unless I be a lout–Where I have much clout.
Ergo I must spout–#Errors in #judgement I can't cut out!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 26, 2014
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In 30min@10PM–the pied piped of #beer & #wine typed #RhymeCrime!
A big Warden’s Cleaver Welcome to… @WineRacksEmp @WoSA_USA @MoylansBrewery
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 28, 2014
KNOW MORE WINE!
My objectivity here is not suspect. That’s true I think (but I lie a lot).
To drink or not to drink #wine? Of course…drink!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 27, 2014
KNOW MORE BEER!
Getting more intimate w/beer may sound strange. But #beer likes it. Perversely I do as well. I conversely better w/beer too.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 28, 2014
It’s a #Beer Release… Unleash… Kapeesh!* RT^@GreenManBrewing: Enjoy pic.twitter.com/GvpHaXegPG
*or Kapish or capisci.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 27, 2014
Not much to what I do but my great talons. It occurs naturally––like scratching on blackboards… January #RhymeCrime: http://t.co/rZxgF5EK2l
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 26, 2014
KNOW MORE WINE!
Some do mistake what I’m saying for something else entirely. That’s their problem. It’s merely vital to say–Know More #Wine!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 26, 2014
KNOW MORE BEER: If know more #beer is your attitude–there is much hope for you. Just say Know More Beer–& it’ll almost be so. But know more!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 26, 2014
KNOW MORE WINE: Do you say, “Know more #wine!?” I implore you to say "know more" to wine! Wait for its reply. If not satisfactory…KNOW MORE!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 25, 2014
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Time to break vow–of silence somehow!
Why did I kowtow? Oh yes, beaten about brow.
No, the #beer made me cow, or that #wine said voice ciao?
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 26, 2014
How deep is one’s mind–if no #rhyme can find?
Staring now snow blind–I feel left behind.
Frozen within a daily grind–My insight so confined.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 25, 2014
Try endless daring–Tweet gaffes so glaring!
Do too much sharing–Be one of TMI baring!
Swig #beer gripes airing–Judge #wine nostrils flaring!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 25, 2014
Defy each #taboo–Wear an baroque tattoo!
Bid normality adieu–Let'em think you’re cuckoo!
But leave me to my fondue & quest to slay a #kazoo!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 21, 2014
May take home the gold–Yet if catch, I won't be paroled!
I’d be bold–But see bars enfold…
So after #beers cold & #wine of quantities untold!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 21, 2014
Winter #Olympics by Putin–No speech’s free of gluten!
Mr cold as pluton–Denies physics of Fig Newton!
Not done in a Teuton–Skis only@Lutsen!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 20, 2014
I will draw down–Much ice cold in town…
& empty her frown–from a glass of sorrows drown:
Craft #beers not w/crown & #wine paired w/her gown.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 20, 2014
The end time…Sorry, a sad #rhyme:
Last words maybe never sublime–Not even in your prime…
Yet it’s no crime w/ #memories recalled on a dime!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 19, 2014
My altered Eggo’s indexed–Now mussels are flexed!
So I’m hexed–Mind annexed!
Much #beer has me perplexed & my #wine mixed up w/triple sext!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 19, 2014
I say everyday is cheap & don’t want to hear a peep!
Just take a leap–My vile is too deep!
Now off my chest a heap–Luckily I’m very #asleep.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 18, 2014
Give life meaning–Be more #green leaning!
Expand social convening–Keep health from careening!
Do #beer keg machining & good #wine screening.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 18, 2014
I rise to TEST meat–My GREATEST pig's feet!
The 2nd #rhyme called replete–Ends smell of my sheet!
Now I’m so discrete–SupperMan of off beet!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 16, 2014
Each day’s a blur–Mind numb by much brrr!
This ain’t OK sir–Must raise temperature!
No…#Beer all like Jack fir–Fortify self w/#wine liqueur!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 16, 2014
Where to we head–Merely into #HTML embed…
in ideas of a thread–existing in digital dread
& physically lead? Then our profiles they'll shred!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 15, 2014
Life no cherry bowl–Having lived as a troll.
Better meant my goal–Need talons to extol!
Like #beer barrel roll or grip #wine corks in Seoul!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 15, 2014
Make #Valentine’s Happy–But stop all the sappy!
Plant some snap #pea–Excuse my off rap key;
I just feel crappy–So I’m taking a little nappy…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 14, 2014
Let’s make progress–Avoid usual mess!
Keep me in line I confess–Utter idlers also press…
1st I need #beers to possess & red #wine to caress!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 14, 2014
A morning I see mist–So all day I list.
Then comes night where I tryst w/a stout if you get the gist?
For #beer I exist & bad rap I persist!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 13, 2014
Reality√Time! Virtual clicking is cool, but actual #handling winds deeper into our wired mind spool…
So reach out >> pic.twitter.com/GgFLEGXPQG
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 13, 2014
What you make is yours–Dump on the outdoors!
Start many wars–Punt US like bores…
Now a #beer for my scores & #wine for a mind that explores!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 13, 2014
Morning has broken–I’m just a token.
No ma, not what you’ve spoken–You #smell what we have broken.
We’re the hoboken–Traversing the Tolkien.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 12, 2014
This #RhymeCrime drove the devil out of Georgia or Georgina, orrrr… https://t.co/GgmrjLqIkb
• @SteinkrausErica @corbett3000 @Concierge_Colin
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 12, 2014
Everything I fear–That is very clear!
The wrong way I steer–A path I’ve no peer…
Drinking pints of #beer & bottles of #wine, I Boehner tear!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 12, 2014
Book bargain of a boost–I just read Foost…
Bad spelling I loost–So I raise a toost!
To the #devil who wants me noost–But I’ll see him goost!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 11, 2014
@TurnBurnTV I just said out of anger, & to hurt people. I can’t help that I so dumb. Please, me do apologize… some. A little. Not that much…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 11, 2014
Time has taken–I’ll never awaken!
Then I smell bacon–My ending slumber shaken…
Dust off a #beer 4 I was mistaken & #wine 4 I’m not forsaken!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 11, 2014
The power to #heal–Makes our minds reel!
Lying about is to steal & to heartbreak deal.
Fake no more personal feel–Give sick the #true spiel!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 10, 2014
Break open the till–Fire up the grill!
Every #beer mug chill–Hold each #wine glass with Matt goodwill!
Have your fill–Drink more than spill…
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 10, 2014
There is #hunger of coarse–& #poverty’s just iced life force.
Of each we talk in morse–to love divorce.
Must root out source & care endorse!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 8, 2014
Blessings my son–Ticket to ride you won!
Now #Desperado for a pun–I draw on comic shogun!
Drinking #beer much fun–To sip #wine lords of fun!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 8, 2014
#Spring is incite–a lie riot of spite!
Some see #spelling fright & fears take flight.
See all later, too Knight–#Grammar ma is also uptight.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 7, 2014
Make someone’s day–Grill them a fillet!
Take her to a play–Give him the time of day.
Hand a #beer this way–Stop hoarding #wine @ the chalet!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 7, 2014
Humor on OMG loan–Fetcher of funny bone!
Never jester sins atone–These dogs do groan!
I’m in a #joke righteous zone–This puppy I must clone.
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 6, 2014
Once a preacher & abolitionist teacher…
A gutsy human creature–Now a history feature:
W/ my #beer on the bleacher–I #wine toast Rev.Beecher!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 6, 2014
To make yourself well–Be where pill fell.
Or ring a healthier life bell & wake from this ill spell…
The logic does #smell–Why many do repel!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 5, 2014
End your nappy & everyone get happy!
Hands together clap me & start the dance flappy!
#Beers for all tap ye & #wine for this toast so sappy!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 5, 2014
Never made the cut–It’s like a hit in the gut.
Put me in a rut–Am I just an average #mutt?
Jeff says, No you #nut! So I kicked self in butt!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 4, 2014
I find no trace of the camp base!
Bending to tie shoelace–my dog suddenly gives chase!
Then I see the #beer case & #wine poured in a vase!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 4, 2014
Keep the day clear–By adding much cheer!
Ignore those who jeer–Brush off any smear.
Into your life peer–Wash away the bad, drink good #beer!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 2, 2014
Everything we do–We may someday rue.
Yes this is too true–Yet no reason to be blue…
If #beer we often brew or make barrels of #wine in lieu!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 2, 2014
What truth does convey is greater than my word play.
Yet I'll say–look this way>
While a #RhymeCrime can Bombay–#Poems are a #wine bouquet!
— Wines And Gardens (@WineAndGarden) February 1, 2014
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